Grrrowl - A Warning for the faint hearted and retrovictorian wimp fan! This page is for the sort of mature fans and any lurking pros who enjoy a good ROTFL! Alright? You were warned - your guide is Sassy (portrait donations welcome!) I'm a gloriously opinionated beast and just damn glorious so play close attention. Look into my deep dark eyes ... you will obey me ... What! You're immune to doxie hynotism! Go away! or just listen! Hmph.

April 2008 Two new Files

Visit March Madness and then read ALFRED! .

September 2007 An interview iwth Al*** P***y***th

Hello readers Today we're reporting form the Microchiropterid Cave just outside of Gothic City! Our interviewee is famous gentlemans' gentleman A. Penny****h.
"Good morning Ladies! Thank you for joining me for brunch. It's so good to be able to serve it to people who actually appreciate my cooking! Usually around here ... one places the food on the computer desk and watches it go cold and last night I served or rather wasted a perefectly excellent ..."

"Er moving on to the questions is it true you were some kind of spy or intelligence agent or adventurer before you became a butler?"

"Ladies let it suffice to say I was fully prepared by a variety of interesting experiences for my current position!"
"Is it true you're secretly a major shareholder in several corporations and could retire at any time?"
"You crept into my private study and read my stock portfolio didnt you? I enjoy managing events and people from behind the throne and we'll leave it at that shall we?"
"Would you like to us about your new business?

"Alfco has recently expanded into childminding services! Do you have a special child who needs protecting and nuturing? Contact AP! And ... oh dear young Helena is crying again ...those wretched editors transferred her mother to a mini series! excuse me the interview is over ... there there Helena Foster Granpop is coming!"

July 2007

Your humble scribe is at home with the flu. I believe Sassy and Goldie may have gone to the Sand Diego Comic con. Hopefully not the one in this universe as I have just received the following images as postcards.
ONE. A guy looking a lot like Black Adam but wearing Black biker leathers and a beard being removed by security from a panel. There's a word balloon with the text. Attempt 32 to get the DC editors NOT to retro me back into being a villian.
Postcard 2. Goldie having a screaming fit at the concierge desk cos they refused to tell her where Alex Ross was hiding. She's trying to get him to do her portrait. AGAIN.
Postcard 3. Xander and Kayara in a convention hallway pretending to be themselves. If you went to San Diego and saw anyone with an uncanny likeness to Xander and Kayara well ... ?

July 2007 Were Care Bears

Another short piece of silliness!

We return to Little Annies' House over in that fictionality that has a Werewolf and several other characters sorrily in need of therapy.
Little Annie's Lounge Room. She and Mikey Green eyes are in conversation with a middle aged maternal looking woman ...
"So you're moving to St. Louis and you're a therapist and a were? What kind of were are you? Wolf Bear? Dog?"< br /> Richly Angsted strolls in and starts sniffing.
"Why do I smell apple pie and cinnamon? Back to the angst! Oh Annie why cant we be alooone ... just you and me ... "
Some nameless minor character snickers and recites a list "...and Jean Cutey and Ashblonde and Naughtee-el and ...
"Oh Dear let me demonstrate my special powers on him!"
The smell of cinnamon and spice and all things nice intensifies into a rich cloud surrounding our characters and filling the room. When it lifts Our Were is revealed as a giant Care Teddy Bear wearing an apron with the words embroidered "Worlds Best Mom Sub and Therapist!" Richard promptly hops onto her ample lap and proceeds to quietly whisper his woes into her delicate tiny fuzzy ears instead of his usual routine of howling screaming and sulking!

Annie and Mikey Green eyes look at her and Richly Angsted and at each other and both reach for their phones.

"Oh Naughttee-el, Jean-Cutey, Ash Blonde, you must come over and meet the new were in Town !"

2007 More BoPping ... well sort of! Sassy and Goldie attempted to interview the Not So Secret Six Minus One

Xmas 2006 Special - Featuring Xander and Kayara! and that Goullawk!

Read about Xander and Kayara's B I I I G Lovecraftian Xmas Adventure!

November 2006

Our 100th Issue gift to BoP fans in which Sassy and Goldie surprise someone. Enjoy BoPping!

July 2006

Two new items featuring members of the Luthier Clan. I'll just say this is my response to a certain comic book company's "Definite Crisis". Woo now we can blame all the mistakes on temporal ripples! Visit "Lexville" and then watch as we do the same thing as a certain company, recycle unused and abused characters and turn "Alex" into "Xander"! . Enjoy!

March 2006

Another Portrait of Guess who? or a close rellie anyway ...

Our new "reports" are Junior Pros Meet Your New Consultant ! the Dawllawk! and there's also a visit to "Freedom Pastures" in which our wierd lil' creatures meet some other strange neurotic beings from a certain comic strip! Finally we have the Anime Horror Show. Enjoy!