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2005
November
Babicle is my collation of notes from Sassy and Goldie's attempts to interview and also join the Birds are Pretty over in a certain comic book universe where they're currently having yet another Infintely Profitable Crossover Crisis!
We also have Blog God! in which we remind fans and pros of the perils of idolatry.
Our April 2005 "news report" was Shipping Out Find out why and where Spam is taking long service leave. Meanwhile back at the studio the boys were having problems with flaming cookies and over in Star Grope Command the girls became the subject of a shoot on sight order. Why? Well they really shouldn't have done things to OsNarl's fishing spot or helped Spam redecorate the OsNarl residence. Read all about it!
Our first "news report" for 2005 was Barking Mad No its not Sassy who is barking mad or your lowly scribe but RepoQueen Reactor - read a thrilling report about Krispy Kremes and RepoClowns and Revenge with a grand finale featuring hunky studs in firemen outfits playing with thrusting hoses!
2004 !
Memos about the T'nkle Hounds and two vampire events!
A Visit to Little Annie's Back Deck and our report on cast reactions to the cancellation of Angel.
April Folly
Spam's Boyzon a sequel to April Folly.
Another Fine Day describes a visit by Freddy, Jason, Asepia and the Replicatoys to the studio.
Hexiled reports on JonaHexed and has a couple of special guests including a Mr. Irving St.Lone auditioning for that fourth slot on the SG team!
Find out what kind of mischief and trouble a Goullawk Queen can get into when Goldie finds a spray can of paint in GRAFFITI TOUR
Goldie and Sassy once infested er visited the Enterprise
A Reminder
The point of this page is to criticize fannish and pro foibles including mine own - any self deprecatory remarks are not mere posing. By foibles I mean folly, and include stereotypical behaviour including interaction between fans and fandom as a whole and pros, stereotypes about characters, other cliches,and if anyone insists on reading personal insults into that please check the dictionary definition of satire and parody! If you're been heard to say "satire isnt NIIICE" or think doing parody or parody means the author "hates" a character you probably shouldnt scroll down further? I dont hate anyone however there are a few individuals out there in fandom and certain pros too whose behaviour has not impressed me ... if you want the details email me. EXPECT TO BE TEASED!
You might want to visit and enjoy my Junior Memorial story in which the True Source of ALL the evils besetting Fandom is revealed!!! ... and JonaHexed co-stars! The Sequel to this CAPERCON Sassy and Goldie claim this is a first hand report on why certain producers did not appear at a certain Gatecon. It appears to have been written with help fromJonaHexed?
Experience the WIT and WISDOM of Gilda Dragonides!!! by reading An Interview with Goldie!
Our previous feature SG Spinoff Spoilers has been moved into a separate file.
If you know or run a Stargate or SF satire or humor site please share the url with us - we will reciprocate and list yours here IF you add a link to this page on your site BUT let us know if you change servers or shut down the page! I plan to spend less time on Sassy Gate cos I'm working on designing graphics for new titles for the WHOLE website and adding css2 and xhtml to itand I'm working on two novels .
Serious Stuff - if you support animal charities you might want to take a look at the Almost Home Dachshund Rescue Site. We welcome suggestions for links to other animal charities but would prefer they are dachsie related - training for therapy pets perhaps?
More Satire and Parodies
Full Mental Jacket
MMM
Girly Show?
The Star Grope Misadventures er Parodies
There are now three of these -
Star Grope One - "Purple Stuff"
Star Grope Two - Saturday Night!
Star Grope Three - "Spammed!" features JonaHexed!
"Ministry" is a story featuring Jonas Quinn and a certain Jaffa and Colonel - its slightly slashy yet also a parody of slash?
Email Me but dont abuse me
A Note to Readers- this page count was up to nearly 500 before split this section off! Dont forget to change the link - this page is noe called ssga.htm
Sign Guestbook and
View Guestbookplease?
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2005
November
Babicle is my collation of notes from Sassy and Goldie's attempts to interview and also join the Birds are Pretty over in a certain comic book universe where they're currently having yet another Infintely Profitable Crossover Crisis!
We also have Blog God! in which we remind fans and pros of the perils of idolatry.
Our April 2005 "news report" was Shipping Out Find out why and where Spam is taking long service leave. Meanwhile back at the studio the boys were having problems with flaming cookies and over in Star Grope Command the girls became the subject of a shoot on sight order. Why? Well they really shouldn't have done things to OsNarl's fishing spot or helped Spam redecorate the OsNarl residence. Read all about it!
Our first "news report" for 2005 was Barking Mad No its not Sassy who is barking mad or your lowly scribe but RepoQueen Reactor - read a thrilling report about Krispy Kremes and RepoClowns and Revenge with a grand finale featuring hunky studs in firemen outfits playing with thrusting hoses!
2004 !
Memos about the T'nkle Hounds and two vampire events!
A Visit to Little Annie's Back Deck and our report on cast reactions to the cancellation of Angel.
April Folly
Spam's Boyzon a sequel to April Folly.
Another Fine Day describes a visit by Freddy, Jason, Asepia and the Replicatoys to the studio.
Hexiled reports on JonaHexed and has a couple of special guests including a Mr. Irving St.Lone auditioning for that fourth slot on the SG team!
Find out what kind of mischief and trouble a Goullawk Queen can get into when Goldie finds a spray can of paint in GRAFFITI TOUR
Goldie and Sassy once infested er visited the Enterprise
A Reminder
The point of this page is to criticize fannish and pro foibles including mine own - any self deprecatory remarks are not mere posing. By foibles I mean folly, and include stereotypical behaviour including interaction between fans and fandom as a whole and pros, stereotypes about characters, other cliches,and if anyone insists on reading personal insults into that please check the dictionary definition of satire and parody! If you're been heard to say "satire isnt NIIICE" or think doing parody or parody means the author "hates" a character you probably shouldnt scroll down further? I dont hate anyone however there are a few individuals out there in fandom and certain pros too whose behaviour has not impressed me ... if you want the details email me. EXPECT TO BE TEASED!
You might want to visit and enjoy my Junior Memorial story in which the True Source of ALL the evils besetting Fandom is revealed!!! ... and JonaHexed co-stars! The Sequel to this CAPERCON Sassy and Goldie claim this is a first hand report on why certain producers did not appear at a certain Gatecon. It appears to have been written with help fromJonaHexed?
Experience the WIT and WISDOM of Gilda Dragonides!!! by reading An Interview with Goldie!
Our previous feature SG Spinoff Spoilers has been moved into a separate file.
If you know or run a Stargate or SF satire or humor site please share the url with us - we will reciprocate and list yours here IF you add a link to this page on your site BUT let us know if you change servers or shut down the page! I plan to spend less time on Sassy Gate cos I'm working on designing graphics for new titles for the WHOLE website and adding css2 and xhtml to itand I'm working on two novels .
Serious Stuff - if you support animal charities you might want to take a look at the Almost Home Dachshund Rescue Site. We welcome suggestions for links to other animal charities but would prefer they are dachsie related - training for therapy pets perhaps?
More Satire and Parodies
Full Mental Jacket
MMM
Girly Show?
The Star Grope Misadventures er Parodies
There are now three of these -
Star Grope One - "Purple Stuff"
Star Grope Two - Saturday Night!
Star Grope Three - "Spammed!" features JonaHexed!
"Ministry" is a story featuring Jonas Quinn and a certain Jaffa and Colonel - its slightly slashy yet also a parody of slash?
Email Me but dont abuse me
A Note to Readers- this page count was up to nearly 500 before split this section off! Dont forget to change the link - this page is noe called ssga.htm
Sign Guestbook and View Guestbookplease?
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