I helped all these people dammit!

This is baby Michael. I helped him twice dammit! Once when he was kidnapped, and once when I babysat him. I took this picture when we were playing Pat-A-Cake. He was so happy dammit! Then I found out that Morgan was lying about being his father. I hate that guy dammit!




I was the one who dee-scovered Sarah Webber's murderer.
That was surprising dammit!




This is Alan Quartermaine. I was ree-sponsible for finding his missing head. That was an interesting case dammit!




I was the one who dee-termined where Morgan stranded my precious Brender. Morgan was responsible for getting my precious Brender lost dammit!




This is Katherine Bell. I found out who murdered her the first time she died. I do not understand how she could die twice. That is so confusing dammit!




Ahh, Olivia Newton-John. I love her dammit! She came to Port Charles to ask for my help, and of course I solved the case. I am Jaxman dammit!




These are the people I met when I travelled to Sunnydale. That was an interesting trip dammit! Although those people scared me. I actually peed in my speedos!




When I appeared on the Jerry Springer Show, he got his highest ratings ever dammit! Of course he did, bee-cause I am great dammit!



If you want to read about some of my other adventures, please visit The Jaxcave dammit!

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