NEW! Drinking Game For Mario Party 4 on Nintendo GameCube
Delta Sigma Phi AOLIM icon with a sphinx icon
Delta Sig AOLIM icon with A bermug and out letters.
Ty- Died Delta Sigma Phi Buddy Icon for AOL Instant Messenger

New stuff for DumHonkey.com...... (Newest Stuff at the top...)
The Official Delta Sigma Phi Deuce Webpage

DumHonkey Ice Ice baby Drunken Kareoke.mp3
DumHonkey The Underwear Song.mp3
White Trashistan Baby Got Back.mp3 (First time ever sang. First time ever recorded, and shitty quality.)
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DumHonkey Yo.mp3

Old School Shit from my First web page...
Welcome to Wrestling The truth about a real sport.
Pro Wrestling Cafe Come in, sit down, have a Goldberger.
Me VS. Austin 3:16 I whooped his ass, and that's the bottom line.
D. Thomas VS. Pooh Can Dave Thomas bring down Winnie The Pooh?
D. Thomas VS. Mr. Potato Head The Founder of Wendy's makes french fries.
Why I am Insane This outta clear things up.
John Berry Ate My Balls And I USED to consider him a friend.
Ate My Balls Ate My Balls If you ever made a AMB page, YOU ate my balls.
I was trying to wrestle when a half legged Golfer Whacked my Balls Guess.
Bry's Way Frank Sinatra, eat your heart out.
All I wanna Do Another rap from my hard-core ganster mack.
Mimes on a Rampage Ok, so I was REALLY BORED one night.
Disco Honkey The Dancing Baby is about to get schooled.
My FIRST ever CD! My CD. Yeah, I know the GIF is messed up....
My SECOND CD! My 2nd CD. The GIF isn't messed up.
Battle of the Sexes Women are as sexist as us! I have proof.
What's that Tattoo? Go ahead. Poke fun at my tattoo.
Jerry Springer App. Want to be on the Jerry Springer Show?
Kentucy Demo. Derby The Kentucky Derby meets the Demolition derby.
From the Hanson Girls Hanson's 3 fans gave me a gift. How nice.
Flood's Finest Alcohol Food for the true alcoholic.
The Suicidal Comic Just laugh and raise his self esteem, please?
Honkey Thoughts Some stupid stuff I think of... I have no idea why.
Generic Web Page <--- A generic link to a generic page.
How to be a Jerk Just another page to help people make the world better.
The Real Lincoln College What they don't tell you.
Honkey Hall of Fame Just a bunch of charactures of some of my friends.
Are you white trash? You have the right to know.
The Super Mario Bros. are on drugs I have proof.
The Truth About Male Bathrooms Sad, but true.
Road Kill Scoring System More fun than "Road Sign Bingo".
Fuck You Not you... the people mentioned in this poem.
Least Favorite Things A poem dedicated to everything I hate.
My Life and Times A poem about my life.
Adam and Eve The Bible only tells half the story.
Basketball A poem about the worst sport in the world.
Betta Tappa Kegga Our Frat.
I iz Tatum One of AOL's many assholes.
Mountie 007 He always get's his man... in bed.

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