1. Who told me on the eve of a major exam, "comeon Mon it will only take 1/2 an hour to drive to Kettering?

2. On seeing a group of uni students walking down the street looking like they were off to a Klu Klux Klan meeting (white gowns and hoods) Who said "That's scary, I got a shiver down my spine seeing that; I must have been black in a past life":

3. Who spent the night in the Monkey Park ?:

4.What weapon was Julie wielding that prompted Ian to ask .. "What are you going to do........ Flip Me"

5. At 5 am one morning, who pulled a smoked trout out of    his jacket pocket and wanted me to cook it for his breakfast ?
6. How many people were in the bed to witness this ?
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7.Almost half an hour after being asked by Mandy "how he was", who answered with "So Mandy,you ask me how I am" ?

8. Who is this old fox ?   ------------------------->>>>>>>

9. Who asked, "Mon ? Have you thought about where you’ll be living this time next week" ?

10.   Who told Monica that "You just have to glide around the corners, you don't even need any brakes"?

11.   Who kept constantly reassuring us that "He was  still here" ?

12.   Who’s father; (and probably the only person in the world) actually bought and used spray on hair ?

13.Who was the first and only victim of the Phantom Tamperer ? 

14.   Who was the Pervy old caretaker of the Tullah singlemens quarters

15.Where did most of the locals of Byron Bay come from ?

16.   If when questioned by police, Foster had no fixed address; Who lived in the flat above him ?

17. Which constant dieter ended many diets with the Salt and vinegar chip and Caramello diet ?

18.   What was the name of the interbred family of illiterate, perpetual collectors of welfare who were the first to appear at the corner of Lyons St. and Payne St in the event of a car accident

19. On the first night I met him in Hadleys Bar, what did Stephen Fraser say he was there to inform me of ?

20. What organisation did he say he worked for ?

21. Who owned the Hiroshima Screamer ?

22. Which inveterate liar claims "if you want to know the truth come to the source" ?

23.  Who is this dressed up as Grace Jones at the "Would be if you could be" party ?                  ----------------->>>>>

24.What did Sally Cameron wear to the same party ?

25.  Who after getting a lecture from Monica that education was paramount said "I have had all the education I need" then promptly asked how do you spell ??

26.   Who advised Monica that the best cure for bronchitis or the flu was to eat a lump of Vicks Vapour rub ?

27.   What was rumoured that the girls in the upstairs flat of 12 Margaret St kept in the freezer, just in case?

28.  Who started his apprenticeship being called "Punky" because he called Pumpkins "Punkins" ?

29.  Who’s Honkenese food speciality was No. 27 ?

30. Who eventually was lucky enough to end up with the "Best Fighter in Cygnet"

31.  .Who patiently sat by with the taxi in the drive ready to take us to the Hilton for dinner, whilst Monica insisted she hand sew the lining into her dress

32.  Who attended Xmas dinner at Monica’s house and the sole decoration was one lone bauble hanging off the dining room light ?

33.   When Monica announced she was bringing her new Aboriginal boyfriend up to meet them..who asked upon their arrival "Did you bring that black bastard with you" ?   

34.  Who did he claim he was talking about ?

35.   What prompted a kettle to be delivered to 12 Margaret St. early one morning with two people running up the street, shouting behind them "Ian call your heavies off".

36.    Who hated female chefs and burst into tears at the thought of another one coming to work at the Fremantle Sailing Club ?

37.    What 40+ year old when told he was going to have to go out to dinner with a 20 Year old, said "Oh where are we going... Hungry Jacks and Time Zone ?  

38.  Who exaggeratedly said "I have one of those memories that never forgets anything; I can read a page and memorise it almost word perfect. One of those ....oh, uuhhhmmm, errrrrr, Oh what are those memories called" ?

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