Tony Schaefer


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I am an inactive Member of Driver Paul, an inactive band local to Mishawaka. Mishawaka is in Northern Indiana right next to it's much more popular neighbor city, South Bend (home of Notre Dame). Currently working on a project with ex-Driver Paul member, Jay, under the band name "The Jenkies."

Although Cheesy BoB's Cafe du Stuff is named after me, I am not it's creator. I am, however, it's owner. Although construction dates have not yet been set, we have already begun plans for remodeling.

After a long stint as a self-proclaimed 'Bachelor for Life', I've since revoked my bold statement and found somebody who likes the fact that I did. Unfortunately for me she isn't here in Texas with me, and usually isn't in Mishawaka.

UPDATE: I'm no longer in Texas, and Amber and I are no longer together. Although this isn't my idea, apparently it is my fault. Hopefully reparations are in the near future, or at least a different girlfriend, but I'm not holding my breath.

These are the corporate offices of TMDOTPBM Enterprises, Inc., the only corporation endorsed and run by Mighty Druids in the United States (legality still pending). The current face of the establishment is changing, as you can see in this online representation of our lovely company.

This is just an online journal of sorts (or weblog, if you'd rather). I'll update this on a whim (and online accessibility). Check it out every few days for best results.

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Biographical Information

June 30, 1997
Joined the Army and thus began four years of sadistic torture upon myself. I've lost any resemblence to the dork I was in high school and Amber says I've become a stud of some sort.
March, 1998
Was emotionally destroyed by a girl. Fortunately for me I didn't really care all that much.
May 18, 1998
I left for Kuwait and spent much of my time burning solid waste and making sure camels didn't come over the big pile of sand. Sweating was pretty much the jist of how every day went. I can't remember most of the people that I went there with. I wonder if it has anything to do with the Anthrax shots they made us take (and has since stopped giving the once mandatory vaccine).
February-ish, 2000
Purchased my new 2000 Saturn, with four doors, AC, CD-player, 5-speed manual transmission. You know, the works! The first day we all went to South Padre Island and rolled past the 1000 mile mark. The trip sucked, and I didn't really like putting that many miles on my car the first day I had it. This seems to be a problem I can't get away from.
July 2, 2000
Found Amber, the sweetest, cutest, most understanding girlfriend in the world! She gives everything she's got to make me happy, and I like to think I return the favor. I wish I could make her happy by being there with her, but I've got a little time left here in the Army.

UPDATE: See "Amber Lynn Ward" above.
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Personal Interests

So then I built this with all it's wonders(bugs) and (missing) links. I am very proud to have done all this by myself.

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These links occupy most of my time:

The Sims 2
Mike Inside
When I'm not playing The Sims 2 for countless hours, I'm surfing the internet for info about the game. This is the official site, and you can also find my personal Sims "webpage," which also includes a blog that I keep sort of up to date. I found this site while looking for info on The Sims 2, and while Mike Inside has some great tutorials on building houses in the game, he's also got a great forum with a bunch of great posters.
Homestar Runner
ESPN.com
This is the "in" website. Hours upon hours of laughs. I go to this site about fifty times a day. I suggest checking out Page 2. Hours upon hours (sometimes literally) of comical ineptitude.
Internet Movie Database
Hollywood Stock Exchange
I don't actually spend much time here, but it's one of those sites that I find myself going to over and over again obtaining information about movies and the people who star in them (as you can see by my list of movies below). I'm a "newbie" to this, but it was recommended to me by Amberhead. I like to think that I'm actually making money doing this. Or losing it, depending on what's going on in my portfolio. Good luck if you've never tried this out before. I know I'm still learning. If you sign up, tell 'em druid42 sent you!
Geocities
Late Night With Conan O'Brien
Yeah, I know it's cliche to advertise for the service that supplies this website, but the title of this section is "These links occupy my time", and this link does occupy my time. Lots of it. You might also check out Yahoo! Okay, so I don't spend very much time at this site, but I do see an average of one-point-three hours of Conan a day (weekdays). That's enough to dignify a link to this awesome man's website.
Comedy Central
Ya'Poo!
Not much to say here. Might I suggest South Park and Insomniac with Dave Attell? I have to give props to the person that made this site. There isn't much updating going on here, but the current content is more than enough to entertain for a while. I'm sure I haven't even seen it all yet.
The Onion
www.saturday-night-live.com
If you've never seen this website or the "newspaper" that it is based, then you obviously have been living in your basement without electricity for way too long. Updated weekly (via internet or snailmail), perhaps this is the legacy that man will leave on this planet once the aliens come and take us away to heaven. This is just a fan site, but if I didn't know better (which I don't), I'd say this site is far more informative than the real thing. I spent a couple of hours at work (yes, obviously not working) and still have plenty to go through. If TMDOTPBM Enterprises, Inc. gave out seal-of-approvals, this guy would get a brownie button.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Frank Caliendo dot Com
Another fan site, but you wouldn't really know it if I didn't just tell you, so if you'd rather just pretend that I didn't say that, that would be okay with me. A show about a human-sized meatwad, shake, and fry fighting evil in New Jersey on ADULT SWIM (definitely one of the better ones) on the Cartoon Network. Also, Sealab 2021 is another good show. This guy is one of the best impressionists I've ever seen. He's the one that does Madden down to a 'T'! "Now, now, now... now here's a guy who, who, who... who when he puts his contacts in, he, he, he... he can see better!"
Jones Soda. Dot com.
It's not Pepsi. It's not Coke. It's Jones Soda. And I have no problem giving my money to the small guy who allows people to send in their own pictures to put on the bottles.

www.That70sShow.com
One of life's guilty pleasures...


This section is more a place for me to write down notes. Obviously these aren't personal notes, and you can gather or infer any information from what I've written in this part as you wish. Consider this your warning.

Movies and/or CDs to purchase sometime in the future:
Goodfellas
Patch Adams
Forrest Gump
The X-Files: Fight The Future (on DVD)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (on DVD)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (on DVD)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (on DVD)
Pay It Forward
The Usual Suspects
The Green Mile
Shawshank Redemption
That Thing You Do!
Catch Me If You Can

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