Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what
You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane
Dear God,
I think about You sometimes even
when I'm not praying. - Elliot
Dear God,
Did You really mean "do unto others
as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
- Darla
Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with
purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday.
- Margret
Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does "begat"
mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, Allison
Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is
that a trick?
- Lucy
Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get
in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? - Anita
Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to
look like that or was it an accident? - Norma
Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and
having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
- Jane
Dear God,
Who draws the lines around countries?
- Nan
Dear God,
The bad people laughed at Noah
- "You made an ark on dry land you fool".
But he was smart, he stuck with
You. That's what I would do. - Eddie
Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they
kissed right in church. Is that okay? - Neil
Dear God,
What does it mean You are a Jealous
God? I thought You had everything.
- Jane
Dear God,
Thank You for the baby brother,
but what I prayed for was a puppy.
- Joyce
Dear God,
Why is Sunday School on Sunday?
I thought it was supposed to be our day of
rest. - Tom L.
Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I
never asked for anything before, You can look it up. - Bruce
Dear God,
If we come back as something -
please don't let me be Jennifer Horton
because I hate her. - Denise
Dear God,
My brother is a rat. You
should give him a tail. Ha ha. - Danny
Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill
each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
- Larry
Dear God,
I want to be just like my Daddy
when I get big but not with so much hair all over. - Sam
Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me.
I always look both ways. - Dean
Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for You to
love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our
family and I can never do it.
- Nan
Dear God,
Of all the people who work for
You, I like Noah and David the best.
- Rob
Dear God,
My brother told me about being
born but it doesn't sound right. They're
just kidding, aren't they?
- Marsha
Dear God,
If You watch me in Church Sunday.
I'll show You my new shoes.
- Mickey D.
Dear God,
I would like to live 900 years
like the guy in the Bible.
- Love, Chris
Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light.
But in school they said You did it. So, I
bet he stoled Your idea. Sincerely,
Donna
Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be
a better God. Well, I just want You to
know but I am not just saying that
because You are God already.
- Charles
