How to handle stress!
Jam 39 tiny marshmellows up your nose and
try to sneeze them out!
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on!
Use your mastercard to pay off your visa!
when someone says, 'have a nice day' tell
'em you've made other plans!
find out what a frog in a blender looks like!
make a 'things to do list' of things you have
already done!
dance naked infront of your pets!
put your toddler's clothes on backwards and
send him off to
preschool as if nothing is wrong!
retaliate for tax woes by filling out your
income tax forms with
roman numerals!
put a bag on your head --- mark it "closed
for remodeling"!
leaf through a national geographic magazine
and draw underwear
on the natives!
go shopping. buy everything. sweat
in it. return it the next day!
pay your electric bill in pennies!
drive to work in reverse!
sit naked on a shelled hard bolied egg!
refresh yourself. put your tongue on
a cold steel guardrail!
brush your teeth vigorously with cheez whiz!
take $10.00 out of the offering plate at church
and put in a note saying
"you owe me, lord"!
write your next memo in pig latin!
polish your car with ear wax!
read the dictionary upside down and look for
secret messages!
start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize
it when it comes back to you!
bill your doctor for the time you spent in
his waiting room!
braid the hairs in each nostril!
write a short story, using your alphabet soup!
lie on your back eating celery --- using your
navel as a salt dipper!
stare at people through the tines of a fork
and pretend they're in jail!
make up a language and ask people for directions!
paste your mother-in-law's picture on a playboy
centerfold and mail it to her minister!
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UP...UP...AND...AWAY!!
A LESSON ON ATTITUDE
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS!
MOTHERHOOD...A TRIVIAL PURSUIT?
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OVER THE HILL
WORK RULES TO DRAW A SMILE!
A FARMER'S LAST WILL & TESTAMENT
KIDS ON MARRIAGE
HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE READY TO HAVE KIDS
KIDS LETTERS TO GOD
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