How to handle stress!
Jam 39 tiny marshmellows up your nose and try to sneeze them out!

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on!

Use your mastercard to pay off your visa!

when someone says, 'have a nice day' tell 'em you've made other plans!

find out what a frog in a blender looks like!

make a 'things to do list' of things you have already done!

dance naked infront of your pets!

put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to
preschool as if nothing is wrong!

retaliate for tax woes by filling out your income tax forms with
roman numerals!

put a bag on your head --- mark it "closed for remodeling"!

leaf through a national geographic magazine and draw underwear
on the natives!

go shopping.  buy everything.  sweat in it.  return it the next day!

 
 

pay your electric bill in pennies!

drive to work in reverse!

sit naked on a shelled hard bolied egg!

refresh yourself.  put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail!

brush your teeth vigorously with cheez whiz!

take $10.00 out of the offering plate at church and put in a note saying
"you owe me, lord"!

write your next memo in pig latin!

polish your car with ear wax!

read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages!

start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you!

bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room!

braid the hairs in each nostril!

write a short story, using your alphabet soup!

lie on your back eating celery --- using your navel as a salt dipper!

stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail!

make up a language and ask people for directions!

paste your mother-in-law's picture on a playboy centerfold and mail it to her minister!

 

 
 
 
 

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HONEYNUT
HONEYNUT...A NEW BEGINNING
In MEMORY
FRIENDS
MEMORIES
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MY DAD
UP...UP...AND...AWAY!!


A LESSON ON ATTITUDE
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS!
MOTHERHOOD...A TRIVIAL PURSUIT?
FOR ADULT EYES ONLY!
OVER THE HILL
WORK RULES TO DRAW A SMILE!
A FARMER'S LAST WILL & TESTAMENT
KIDS ON MARRIAGE
HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE READY TO HAVE KIDS


KIDS LETTERS TO GOD
AN ANGEL SAYS...
TEACH ME TO PRAY....
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COMFORT
GOD UNDERSTANDS
Words of WISDOM
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