The outside of the arena is painted blue and white with a marble statue of the smiley face at the largest "main" entrance. The Harem flag would be flying at each entrance. When the people walk in there would be the usual consession stands and souvenir shops to buy things.

Inside, it is an NHL-sized ice rink, with hockey markings on the ice (red line, blue lines, etc.) Through the centre circle is MH in blue block "collegiate varsity-team" style letters. Suspended over the rink is a scoreboard, strategically placed so that it doesn't block any part of the view from any seat in the house. Also suspended from the ceiling, circling the arena, are the flags of each NHL team, with the Harem-owned teams' flags slightly larger and centered over each endzone. Four additional flags, larger than the rest, are hung across the centre of the rink: Harem, American, and Canadian flags and the Union Jack.

The seating is plentiful enough so that all sisters and all guests may be seated comfortably, without squishing. The seats are all large and lightly cushioned, and each seat has a headset available so that if the person chooses, he or she may listen to a TV or radio broadcast of the play-by-play instead of the present announcer. In addition to the regular seats there are a set of "club boxes" for exclusive use of the Harem ladies (and Mike), special guests of the Harem, and any visiting NHL higher-ups. There are heater lamps over the seats to keep spectators from freezing, and the club boxes are all fully heated and sport full wait staffs.

We have our own zamboni driver who also runs the skate-sharpening shop (sharpenings done for free, of course). The shop has free rental skates for any visitors who didn't bring a pair and want to skate.

There are, of course, penalty boxes and players' benches. Each of the players benches has an exit to the locker room, and the benches aren't cramped like most. Each coach would have an electronic notebook they can just talk into to take their notes rather then having to waste paper and write their notes. Equipment rooms are fully stocked with new, top-of-the-line equipment that actually *fits* a woman's dimensions! Both of the Harem teams have their own locker room to store players' personal equipment sets.