Criteria for the deduction of points:
Don't even bother:
Film is made to bring back a series of movies that are in the HORROR genre
-1000 points:Film is a sequel (anything over sixth in series) TV Movies
-500 points:Film is made to bring a series of movies back to life
Film is a remake of a television series
-250 points:Film is a word for word remake
Film is a sequel (sixth in series)
-175 points:Film is a sequel (fifth in series)
-150 points:Film stars or is directed by someone who was in the original
Film is cliché ridden and is not parody
Film is special effects ridden
-125 points:Film is a sequel (fourth in series)
Film that is keeping Cold War tradition alive (after 1989)
-100 points:A second soundtrack for the movie is made
Film based on a John Grisham novel
Film over $200 million to make
Two main actors doing another film together
Twist in the film is given away in the trailer
-80 points:Film is sequel (third in series)
-75 points:A soundtrack is made that was inspired by the movie
Film based on a Stephen King short story
Any film where movie is made from trailer
Film suggests it is in the tradition of
Bad guy gives away his plot to destroy the world to good guy while good guy is incapacitated
-60 points:Film based on a Stephen King novel
Film based on a Michael Crichton novel
Any film that needs hype to get more people in
Film works on odd couple philosophy
Mythical beings lose their powers in the movie at a choice moment
Movie based on book or tale that is sweetened up for cinema
-50 points:Film over 2 and ½ hours in length
Film has lawyer seen as saviour
Film has psychiatrists seen as sex gods
Song from film goes to number one
Soundtrack features songs that were not featured in the movie
Film over $100 million to make
Any film made purely for the money
Film has obligatory sex scene that gets main cast members to build some chemistry between them
Film needs to show people coming out of the cinema to tell them that the movie is good
Film is based on an airport novel
Film goes to many film festivals
-40 points:Any horror film renewing the genre after Scream
Film has bad guy with a heart of gold
Film seems to lose the insight of the law of physics
Any actor acting like they're doing it for the money
Any film that wastes good actors
-30 points:Film has hooker with a heart of gold
-25 points:More people go see a film because of hit song
Film has obligatory shower scene
Film wins mostly minor Oscars (per Oscar)
-20 points:Song from film goes to top ten in any country
Plot involves hunting ANOTHER serial killer
-10 points:Film is nominated for mostly minor Oscars (per Oscar)
