One of the finest (in my hog-fucking opinion) posters to alt.tasteless was one Paul Frederick Schnellbecher, more fondly known as Queen Pee, Paul Ess, or Da Kween. Paul had the misfortune to develop adult onset diabetes, and lost a leg to necrotizing fasciitis, resulting in his stay at various tard-farms whilst recuperating and rehabbing. Sadly, Hir Majesty wheeled off this mortal coil December 12, 1998, brought low by kidney failure.

People in A.T. had missed Paul and his contributions, and had periodically enquired as to his health. It came as a surprise to us all that Hir Majesty was dead.

I personally didn't know Paul, having burst upon the A.T. scene not long after he seriously slacked off posting. But I decided to archive his Tard Farm memoirs here, since they don't seem to be anywhere else (unless you want to go fucking around in DejaNews, which is where I got them in the first place). So without further ado, welcome to the Mind of Da Kween....

THE BASTARDS WHO FUCKED OVER ME

Part 1: Awakenings in the Sand Pit

Part 2: Gilbert and Me in the Garage Den

Part 3: Lloyd and Me After School

Part 4: Freddy and Me All Over

Part 5: Cousin Frederick Struts His Stuffe

Part 6: George and Some Aroma Therapy

Part 7: Vincent the Alley Cat

Part 8: Maynard and Marshall

Part 9: Keith and The Little House

Part 10: Sistah-girlfren Loretta

Part 11: Randy in the Reeds

Part 12: Ray and His Nail

Part 13: Jim When School Is Out

Part 14: Gary and His Curtains

Part 15: Marion and The Monster

Part 16: Practical Hydraulics In The Shade

Part 17: Alone In The Soft Grass

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THE TRIALS OF ST. TIMMY'S

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

Part 17

Part 18: MISSING PART 18--please send it to me if you have it

Part 19

Part 20

Part 21

Part 22

Part 23

Part 24

Part 25

Part 26

Part 27

Part 28

Part 29

Part 30

Part 31

Part 32

Part 33

Part 34

Part 35

Part 36

Part 37

Part 38

Part 39

Part 40

Part 41

Part 42

Part 43

Part 44

Part 45a

Part 45b

Part 46

Part 47

Part 48

Part 49

Part 50

A Day Out From St. Timmy's

From Timmy's to Geekmeet

Timmy's After Noo Yeer's

Sufferin' Sunday at Timmy's

The Timmy's Weekend Off

St. Timmy's In Winter

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THE ROYAL RESIDENCE ESSAYS

Announcement!

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5: MISSING PART 5--please send it to me if you have it

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10 & 11 Delayed!

Part 10: MISSING PART 10--please send it to me if you have it

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16: MISSING PART 16--please send it to me if you have it

Part 17

Part 16: MISSING PARTS 18 and 19--please send them to me if you have them

Part 20

Part 21

Part 22

Part 23

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I would like to also have the Eternal Restroom series, so if anyone has that, please forward it along to me and I'll put it up, too.

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