Lupus and Other Chronic Commitments
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Lupus . . .
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A Lighter Version of
Lupus

The name "Lupus" is a latin word meaning "Wolf", given to the disease in the 18th century. The red skin lesions common to Discoid Lupus were thought to resemble the bite mark of a wolf, thus labeling it as such. Much later, the red facial rash known to Lupus was named the "Butterfly Rash", as it spreads across the bridge of the nose and onto both cheeks, often similar in appearance to butterfly wings. Thus, the Butterfly became the national symbol of Systemic Lupus. Interestingly enough, the butterfly is also known to symbolize freedom, transformation, and recovery. In this respect, the butterfly stands as a sign of hope to lupus patients everywhere. Due to the Latin meaning of the name, Lupus is still referred to as "The Wolf". Ironically, though the facial rash is considered to be the most common characteristic of SLE, and many physicians believe a patient must have had this rash to be diagnosed with Lupus, only about 30% of lupus patients ever develop this rash.

Systemic Lupus is an autoimmune disease, (meaning "against the self") which simply put, means the body's immune system gets overly-excited and starts reproducing like rabbits! Antibodies are created when none are needed. Instead of just wandering off to some dark, remote crevis, or hiding in the closet until needed, these mindless little warriors do what they are programmed to do:

ATTACK!!!

Without an infection to ward-off, these tiny troopers invade healthy communities --
friend turned foe --
and full-blown enemy seize is launched against healthy cells.

POW!!! INFLAMMATION!!

Just like an infected tonsil or an open wound becomes red, swollen, tender, and very painful, lupus causes this same inflammatory process in healthy organs, tissues, joints, blood vessels, muscles, and entire body systems. SLE (systemic lupus erythematosus) produces the greatest number of antibodies known to any disease, resulting in the widest variety of symptoms possible. There is absolutely no part of the body that cannot be affected by lupus.

You can certainly find plenty of  Technical Information  on SLE, so that's why I'm giving you my own personal version of this marvelous conditon in simple, easy-to-understand, common, everyday (did I omit any adjectives?) layman's terms.

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What,... you ask, are the effects?

Well, that's easy to answer! Make something up!
Just about anything your little imagination can conjure up, Lupus can probably cause it. (No wonder so many lupus patients are thought to be hypochondriacs!)

But Wait!! That's Not All!!

If you order now, during this special introductory offer, you will also receive a SURPRISE  package of secondary conditions
and related disorders,


ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Here are just a few on the long list of free gifts which you could be eligible to receive, in no particular order and in an endless variety of combinations -- the possibilities are astounding.

  • Vasculities (you'll get non-stop complaints with this beauty!)
  • Fibromyalgia (almost as good as Vasculities, but, sorry, no organ damage with this one)
  • Optic Neuritis (partial blindness possible!)
  • Neuropathy (The hyperchondriac's Dream!)
  • Sjogren's Syndrome (All dried up and no where to go?)
  • Raynaud's phenomenon (Fragile! Please do not touch!)
  • Inflammatory Gastritis (Perfect for those with eating disorders)
  • Lung, Kidney, and/or Central Nervous System involvement
  • Gum, mouth, and tongue inflammation
  • Muscle, Joint, and Connective Tissue damage (provides hours of non-stop pain, weakness, and tenderness)
  • Hair Loss (Now, here's a novel feature)
  • Unexplainable Rashes (Look like you've just stepped out of the poison ivy patch)
  • Disabling Fatigue (feel like you have the flu every morning of your life!)
  • Frequent infections (with prolonged healing time)
  • Stacks of dirty dishes in the kitchen sink (with tell-tale signs of cake, pie, and greasy fried foods)
  • Heaping mounds of dirty laundry (with clothes that are all too small anyway)

    And did I mention the treatment?...

  • Most of these beauties entitle you to long-term corticosteroid therapy or even chemotherapy, which offer wonders of their own, including:
  • Late-night house cleaning expeditions
  • Early-morning lawn maintenence
  • Lots of weight gain, with a cute little round "moon" face
  • Possible bone-deterioration!!
  • Added suseptibility to infections!
  • ...and many others not listed

And best of all, this unlimited offer comes with a full life-time guarantee, with a promise of repeated surprises! At such a bargain, what are you waiting for... 
Christmas? 

(disclaimer:  Sorry...  no refunds or returns allowed. This life-time guarantee does not include offering your money back.)

Don't delay... Act Now!

If you sign you right away, we'll throw in this special offer!
Not available to the general public, the limited edition of

LUPUS BARBIE.

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Ah, yes! The marvels of Lupus... Yet, SLE is but one of the chronic commitments life has to offer. The most popular order is children. Like lupus, little people also provide a life time of surprises and repeat episodes, such as:

  • Humiliation
  • Embarrassment
  • Unlimited Expense
  • Fury!
  • Fatigue
  • Early Menopause
  • Undo worry
  • Nervous breakdowns
  • Mental impairments
  • and lots of non-stop entertainment... whether you want it or not.





While someone registered me for lupus at birth, I first signed myself up for Fairies, Pixies, and Elves in my early 20's. My eldest, whom I call "Baby", is a 18 year old female-creature, trudging through the muck and mire of the Hormone Lagoon. Yet, she maintains her poise and appeal, having been sprinkled at birth by the
Fairy of Beauty.

Much later came my second wee-folk, "Robdog". He is a 7 year old male-beasty child; my mystical man-in-miniature -- an elf escaped from the Forest of Dreams, pretending to be a child.



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tiny rose While waiting for the prince to arrive, I assured myself there would be fewer problems with such an age-span between the two royal heirs. Gazing into the future, I could see my lovely princess being like a second mother to the tiny monarch.... with pride, I secretly gloated over my supreme intelligence, thinking I had defied the age-old delimma of sibling rivalry.

Upon learning their difference in ages, people always say to me, "Oh, your daughter must be a great help to you!"
All I can say is..... "HA!"

What a fantasy that was! Baby may be 18, but I'll match her against your 1st-Grader anytime!

This is the year that I have one graduating High School and the other just beginning his journey with First grade! I  NOW realize that this was not a very good plan. As I'm sending one off to college, I will also be re-entering the world of Homeroom Mothers, baking cookies for the parties, and attending class trips.googly eyes
Haven't I done this before?
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The vision which fills my mind today is not one of boastful confidence. I can just picture it now....
one day in the near future, as I endure those hard, cruel metal bleechers in the school gym, watching my son play pee-wee basketball and knowing by my aching body that I am far too old for such torture -- I'll be holding a screaming grandbaby in my arms! Oh, Lord, please have mercy! It seems I just keep doing the same things over and over... never making progress...

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For now, home-life is just like a big ole circus, but I don't think anyone is paying attention. Take a quick peek through my window during the holidays and you'll see what I mean!



A Pledger Family Christmas

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   December is such a joyous month of the year. It never fails... I slip into my exhuberant world of temporary insanity around Christmas time, believing once again in the "magic" of the season. I envision the simple joys, the warmth and love of the prevailing spirit of generosity, the closeness and unity. I know how it's done. I've seen it on TV. With this vision dancing about in my head, each year I once again believe that I possess the power to create the perfect "Walton" holiday. There's just something about those little
"snowies."


The morning we set up the tree and release the magic of the season, I am bouncing gleefully through the house, singing Christmas songs and making room for all the holiday decorations. My mind is filled with visions of tiny marshmallows melting atop a steaming cup of hot chocolate, thick, fuzzy socks warming my feet, and stringing pop corn while we all watch "Frosty the Snowman". I see my two precious children sitting at my sides, laughter in their glowing eyes and love-filled voices, excitedly joining me in the festive thrill. I picture our smiling faces as we sing Carols, our arms resting gently upon one another's shoulders, while the chestnuts are roasting.



My heart is filled with warmth at the thought of our family carefully placing each special memorabilia from seasons passed, then sitting around the decorated tree to ooh and awe at the twinkling lights reflecting tiny glows from each shimmering ornament.


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  I envision this every year and it has yet to happen. It never fails, the elves go on strike. The closest we come is when I force the little trinkets into their hands and smash them on the tree, while my son is begging unmercifully to PLEASE let him go watch cartoons, and my daughter rolls her eyes, exclaiming with disgust,
"Oh my God... Mother is playing Martha Stewart again."


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But what's a mother to do? anxious mother
Children come with a divine responsibility, but without any instructions. They are chronic commitments we have made and you can't take them back... no refunds or exchanges. But, I would suppose this awkward arrangement goes both ways, for they, too, have no choice but to put up with me!

( © copyright-1998,1999 )
~ by: Gayla L. Pledger ~ Miss Issy tiny rose

All copyrights to written material contained in these pages are owned by Gayla L. Pledger.

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Sometimes a mother just needs to get away for a while. You can take a vacation now, if you'd like. If you sail away, please click on your browser's BACK button to return here... I still have plenty more to show you!

Please continue your tour through my home. There are many rooms yet to be visited! All are completely furnished quite comfortably... finally! I've had to do and re-do... like everything else in my life. I never can seem to get anything right the first time. But, hey, if you do things right the first time, no one appreciates how difficult it was!

If you plan to stop back by, let me know you're coming and we'll have a bar-b-que and play one of these favorite Lupus Party Games! Just look at the fun we can have...


  1. Musical Recliners, Couch, Beds... (just can't sleep)

  2. Spin the Medicine Bottles... (did I take them all today?)

  3. Hide and Go Pee (If you can)

  4. Simon Says Something Incoherent

  5. Doc, Doc Goose... (time to go again!)

  6. Red Rover, Red Rover, Prednisone makes you "waddle" Right Over

  7. Kick the Bucket... (ouch! hurt my foot)

  8. 20 Questions Repeated 20 Times (still can't remember)

  9. Pin the Hair Piece on the Bald Spot

  10. Sag! You're It!

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