Aphorisms Little things that make you wonder about what people say.
Microsoft Cars, just imagine if Bill Gates made cars. Go here and find out GM's Pres. response to that thought.
Taglines, great one liners for the end of letters. WARNING, this is a BIG file(~323K). 100 Pages of one liners.
Quotes, more along the line of the aphorisms, but, slightly different. Can you tell I like little bits of wisdom???
Things that make you go Hmmmm. Need I say more.
Gotta have Safe Fax in this day and age.
Life on a sub, you may laugh, but, most if it is pretty damn accurate.
See what modern technology has done to Bill and his friends.
It just makes you wonder how STUPID some people are. Read this and find out. Gotta love Darwin Awards.
Here is some more in the way of Comedy to make you wonder about some people. Here is some more comedyand even more comedy and yes, even more comedy, and YES, even more comedy.
Are you a redneck, well, here's some things that you will probably never hear yourself say.
Here's some children story books that I don't think you will ever find on the bookshelves at the local store. But then, I could be wrong.
Here is a good workout story about what people will do just to loose weight. Puts a new twist on "Catch me if you can"
Here's some thing that just make you wonder what goes through people minds at time. Gotta love those idioscincrises.
For those of you that need the inspirations at work, read these. Just may make you understand your fellow workers. Here's also some things that you would love to say but can't.
Just one persons idea of how the OS corporations look like to the airlines.
Don't be a Dilbert, there's enough eother people being Dilbert's that you just don't have to try and match their level of stupidity.
Signs, signs, everywhere are signs, here's a few that will just make you think "what was that person thinking when they put this up?".
Jesus and his heritage, just what is he. Find out here(for all you religious types, this is known as comedy, LAUGH!!!).
For those of you that wonder where mankind is going, check out the Darwin Awards and just shake your head in fear.
Ever hear of beer goggles, well here's a prime example of it.
For those of you with(and sometimes without) kids, here's something to give you an idea of what is going through their heads. It's all babylogic.
"Hey I wanna get weighed", read the story and it will all make more sense.
Here's some headlines from the papers that just may make you wonder what some reports just had in mind.
Here's a short story that I haven't incorporated into one of the other many stories on this page. Read it and laugh.
If you thought the Darwin Awards was funny, check out some of these also make you wonder about what people were thinking with these 'Duh statements'.
Feeling scientific, check out this new element discovered by scientist. Don't laugh, it is true, oh, so true.
Ever wonder what goes through a kids head, see these kids' view.
Here's some miscelaneous thoughts.
Here's a site that has some humorous pictures, enjoy.
For you programmers, watch what you type, you may just get a case of killer kangaroos on your hands. I wish I could laugh, but, been there, done that.
If you haven't seen the billboards from God, there's someone in Florida that is paying for these messages from god to be put on those billboards. Well, I have found someone that has typed in all those messages and made up a few of his own that should be posted to. Remember, this is comedy.