{I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy!}

{some come here to sit & think, others come to shit & stink}

{the more people I meet, the more I like my dog}

{Woman who seek to be equal to men-lack ambition! Spanky}

(hey this is great too bad we can't take off some of the trash that some trashy people put down,must have somthing wrong with them. You have a great thing going here is funny.)

Never confuse having a career with having a life.

Sometimes an Egg is like a Banana - Lord Battlecat, Lords of Power Inc. visit us at http://geocities.datacellar.net/Southbeach/Lights/4656/

{The one who dies with the most toys,wins}

{If i die before I wake,somebody's made a big mistake}

{1.Life will never be the same, life is changing Wesley- Goiânia, Brasil}

{Hello bathroom}

(Very funny Scotty; Now - beam my pants down!)

{I love cats, they tast like chicken}

{Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine}

{Happy Fourth of July}

(Some do, some don't, I might.)
{maybe almost always means no...}

{How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything}

{Hello earth}

{take car of your kids}

{Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit buy only farted!}

{Danielle Was Here (Hi Mom)}

{Time flies like the wind....Fruit flys like shit}

{Life is a bitch. and so am I}

{Here I sit, broken hearted, paid my dime, and only farted; next time I'll take a chance, save my dime, and sh#t my pants!}

{old cheese is only tasty on tuesday}
{old pussy is NEVER tasty!}

(Life is what you put in it. If nothing that is what you shall receive. NOTHING)

(Why do people in the chats like to see a nick die with rumors and garbage. Here I must die and someday start again)

(I think the bitch is back and the bitch is fuckin')
{FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 1 800 DUMB ASS}

{Do you kiss you mother with that mouth?}

(I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin than be crowded on a velvet cushion. (Thoreau via Mike/Van.BC )

{heheeh}

{bob wuz hea}

{Ms Behavin' Was Here! July 1997}
sorry...pipeline..waz..distractided

(I'm not scared to die....I just don't want to be there when it happens!!!
Kewlkc

{Due to brain fog, all thoughts have been grounded}

(Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs)

{Women and Men will never understand each other. This is probably a good thing.}

{Litocá was here}

{If practice Makes Perfect, and no one is perfect, then why practice?}
{ By Audrey}

{My, oh my, oh my, I think this wall needs a little soap! = )}

{My mother made me a lesbian}
{Hey, If I gave you the wool, will she make me one?}

{much of the country (Nashville) scene is closeted gays, imagine that? We're everywhere.}

(Men-cant live w/them...cant shoot them..)

{Don´t run with a scissor in your hand.}

(if you sprinkel while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie) (-Pepsi)

{a urinal maker was banned in India for writing in their products : You are holding the future in your hands!}

{If Mean People Suck!!Do nice people swallow?}

{If the bird of Peace is the Dove,Then the bird of Love must be the swallow..}

{I WAS HERE, BUT NOW I'M GONE
I LEFT MY NAME TO CARRY ON.
THOSE WHO KNEW ME, KNEW ME WELL
THOSE WHO DIDN'T, GO TO HELL}

{There's only a little problem with you,
You're too smart to live,
You should be dead by now,
If you're not dead by tomorrow,
I'll do the job myself Dickhead.}

{Sheesh, that's pretty extreme punishment for a little harmless grafitti...}

Life's a bitch and so am I!!

{Please don't throw matches in the toilet; our crabs can pole-vault!}

{bodhi was here, this is no lie; i've zipped my dick up in my fly!!! OUCH!!!}