At first I was thinking that if I was walking down the street and I saw an old lady fall down that it would REALLy be funny. But then I thought more about and decided that if I was an ant and she fell on me, it'd suck. Well I guess its not too funny now is it!!

I hate this you know i thought it was a place were i could paint mi street grafittis this a complete shit. so fuck you BOONKER

Work Like you don't need the money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
Dance like nobody's watching.

If the world was a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
-LindsayBrock-

Here I sit broken hearted
Wanted a shit
But only farted!!!

that one is soo old stop saying it damnit-summer

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I don't have mood swings. I have periods of sanity followed by seemingly endless periods of insanity.
:o) JP
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Life is like a relationship: Good at first, downhill from there, and in the end, it doesn't matter what you do, you end up dead meat.
Lindsay M.
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We are the oldie girls we wear our hair in curls,
we wear our dungarees above our sexy knees,
we don't smoke or drink thats what our parents think,
but when it comes to boys we throw away our toys,
Da da da dum de de, da da da dum de de
He gave me 50p to go behind the tree,
we done it 1 2 3
he stuck it in to me,
da da da dum de de, da da da dum de de de
my daddy was surprised to see my belly rise,
my mummy jumped for joy it was a baby boy,
my brother hit the roof it was a baby poof!

#one word a "rubber"
fae Laurz in Scotland!!!

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

The one who dies with the most toys still dies.

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Why are men like toilets?
They are either Vacant, Engaged, or...........Full of Shit of course!
By Emma (grahamwalker@cableinet.co.uk)
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I pity people thata have nothing beter to with their life than write on virtual bathroom walls

oh wait that's what I'm doing right now
OH S%$#!
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I was here but now im gone,
I left this note to turn u on.
by me"99"

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I come here to shit and fart and scratch my balls and read the writing on the walls
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Here's to the men that we love, that we love.
Here's to the men that love us, that love us.
But the men that we love aren't the men who love us....
So f*#! all the men and here's to us!!!! "RED"
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OH ya you go chick!
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YOUR MAMA'S GAY........ BITCH!

~~~~~~~IMF KrU
PaWn
RoPeS
KaOs
ARisE
PeaK
SkaMe FaiD JoHua
JeSteR
With all ReGrEts

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A politician is an ANIMAL who sits on the fence and close two ears on the ground!

-Jason Leong

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COURAGE IS BORN IN THE CRADLE OF ADVERSITY!

-Jason Leong

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why do women wear make-up and perfume?
because they're ugly and they stink
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i thought u were diffrent.. i thought that getting with u was a way to make u stay.. make u mine atleast for awhile... man was a wrong.. i dditn expect u to luv me.. but i thought ud atleast call...
-krista

aww thats really sad im sorry -krista

SIX USELESS PART OF A MAN:

AN ADAMS APPLE WHO CAN'T BE EATEN,
2 BREAST WHO CAN'T PRODUCE MILK,
2 BALLS WHO CAN'T KICK,
A COCK WHO CAN'T CROW.

-JASON LEONG

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdon to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.

And, help me to remember...When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
DLB, '99

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I married Ms. Right... Then I found out her first name is "Always!"

Life is a sh*t sandwich - the more bread you have, the less sh*t you have to eat.

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ORGASM DONOR !!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm not a bitch,
I'm the BITCH,
And that's Ms. BITCH to you! ;)
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I am the Bitch and it's Miss Bitch to all you nasty boys out there!
Love Me, Sunshine :)
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YO, TRUE NIGGA FROM THE STREET'S OF BOSTON HOLDIN' IT FUCKIN' DOWN P.R. 4- LIFE NO DOUBT WORD IS BORN (PUERTO RICO ) FCK AL YOU LITTLE PU$$Y ASS NIGGAS WORD UO. I',M FUCKING O.U.T.

mIgUeL .C. T.T. A.K.A. WEEWEE-4-LIFE (POLO)

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(to a man in his john) ok, if you look down and see me face don't scream to loudly cuz' i wont bite...to hard... but please put that bald-headed midget back in your fly and kiss your @$$ goodbye, cuz' mama gonna set ya soul on *FIRE*

little grrl, with a big sweet tooth
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Why do women allways think men are worse than them, men start the marathon last and finish first,
women are not strong enough to the decathlon and more importantly, there right cos who the fuck wants to be good at sport anyway.
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FUCK YA ALL
NOFX

the earlier i die the more time i got for beeing dead
by Vedran fron Austria

Marriage must be a female invention!!
Or do you think a man would have had the idea to say: Hey baby...I don't want any other chicks in my life but you, so we gonna live together forever and if you don't want me anymore I'll give you all my money.

By KANE77 -Germany-HITSEM 1 99 LA STYLE

-AMERICAN BEER IS LIKE HAVING SEX IN A CANOE.... IT'S FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER!

-IF YOU GO TO BED WITH AN ITCHY ASS YOU'LL WAKE UP WITH STINKY FINGERS.

curlygirllisa@hotmail.com
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man is stupid god is not man made liquior god made pot
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Man are dogs and I have dated the King!
PapayaTea

women do not belch, scratch or fart, so they have to bitch or they will explode!!
nona39

people call me a bitch......... like that's a bad thing!!
nona39

who's responsible? you fucking are!

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Donīt you hate when people wants ya to be someone you can never be...Phuck authority.
xwx_weed@gorehound.com
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SPEED, WEED, ROCK AND ROLL
SEX, DRUGS, BIRTHCONTROL,
LIFES A BITCH
AND WE AREN'T DONE
WE'RE THE CLASS OF 2000 AND 1

BY:RACHEL ;)
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I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick --
It even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh --
Even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it that you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you --
Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.

--Kat Startford from 10 thing i hate about you....

Jodie Norman
why is this dumb ???????????
????????
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ONCE THERE WAS A GUY FROM NANTUCKET
WITH A DICK SO LONG HE COULD SUCK IT
HE SAID WITH A GRIN AS HE WIPED OF HIS CHIN
IF MY EAR WAS A PUSSY I WOULD FUCK IT!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahaha i am the best dog_ass@hotmail.com

Kim frazier,Jennifer Greene,Billy Babb and Angie Babb all talk shit and I'll kick their asses for messing with my Friends Stacey & Lindsay.

Tifani
Hamilton,Ohio

y is it that u think u have everything in life figured out but then BAM a man comes along and messes everything up? -krista

I think, Therefore I MUST be female!

Sex is a game, love is a name.
learn the name and play the game.

MoPs MeMbEr Of Sk CrEw

I love Chris with all my heart!!!

I love my baby Skip. He's my real man :X
Anastasia