What's the difference between Monica Lewinski and a soda machine?
They both say "Insert Bill"

Do you have one of those things that does stuff that you get at that place where I got that thing that time from that guy who has one of those things that does stuff that you get at that place where I got that thing that time from that guy who has one of those things that does stuff that you get at that place where I got that thing that time from that guy who has one of those things that does stuff that you get at that place where I got that thing that time from that guy? Confusing, eh?

"SPEECHES ARE A LOT LIKE MINI-SKIRTS.....
THE SHORTER THEY ARE THE MORE EXCITING THEY SEEM TO GET!"
FROM CHRIS REED LONDON ONTARIO.

I am so unbelievably in love with Mike Hausmann he is such a wonderful and fabulous hotty.. i want him so bad i can taste it.. .he is the boy toy of my dreams... i want to suck you dick dry..

I LOVE ERIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im EllzZzZzz anyone cool enough to go to my E-mail.......... www.psycho_elly@usa.net

Call (519)-472-6483 Ask for scott

don't hate me because i'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so

Never trust anyone who bleeds heavily for a week straight, and doesn't die!!

"If It has a dick, it is a dick."
"All our souls are written in our eyes."
"All guys r the same they lead u on u give them ur heart, and they take it and stomp on it over and over again."
"I hate guys. No...no, i don't..."
-Strawberry-

"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips!"

i know this guy named Jeremy, hes a big asshole. so feel free to give him a call. 610-469-1108. say whatever ya want. just let him know that hes a fucking asshole. god i hate guys. :):) thanx:):)

I may be fat, but you're ugly and at least I can go on a diet!

I know a bitch...shes a real whore...give her a call 207-338-6943 HAHAHA ask for misty...

life is hell hell is hell...you better be good....or you will have to live for the rest of eternity

I was here but now I'm gone...but I'm not trying to turn you on if you want to be turned on call 1-900-wet-meat

                The Rat On Crack
                   by:Eugene Van Heeren

there was this rat 
who was hooked on cracked 
he was caught one day
prostituting in hay
he was a prisoner's hoe

he bit a guards toe
he was commited
and his crimes were uncleared
he went to the chair
and when it happened he smelled like burnt hair
he still was not dead
he did a job by sucking the judge's head

he raped the cop
who was his pop
he was ran over with a car
and on the road he looks like tar
(continued to another date)

DURING THE FOLLOWING PERFORMANCE:
LADIES: are requested to sit tight throughot the entire performance
GENTLEMEN: are asked to stand a little closer (it may be shorter than you think!)

You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate. HAHAHA good one huh? I own my body but i share HAHAHA theres another one....and dont forget to call Jeremy. Remember-610-469-1108.:):)HAHAHA stupid asshole i hope someone molest's him or harrasses him or something hehe pooooor kid, maybe he'll learn not to break a girls heart next time huh?

KASPER AEK AEK AVENUE EUCLID BOYZ SOUTH SIDE SAN DIEGO MOB 619 SAN DIEGO CONTROLLS

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You are what you eat. Fine. Then why aren't I a ham and cheese sandwich?

3.1415926535897932334650288: Not just pi, but also the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter.

You don't meet that many Japanese guys named Bubba.

If the Super Mario Bros. played Nintendo, it would give a whole new meaning to self-control.

How does a king who rules with an iron fist give a handshake?

Which way does the eye of a Chinese cyclops slant?

Romance in science fiction movies is Hollywood's way of extending a collective middle finger to us intellectuals. See, we can't get many dates because only other intellectuals like us. We are the vast minority; 1 in 10 people are above average (IQ 120+). 1 in 10 people are homosexual, another minority that faces discrimination. Think about that. I think it's time to coin a new word: IQism. You know, like racism, sexism, and agism. Well, just about all average people (IQ 80-120, which comprise 80% of the population) are IQists. Look up your IQ. Think about how you've been treating those who are smarter than you.

You know how, in Super Mario Bros., Mario and Luigi are racing to rescue the princess? You want to know why I think they're doing it? S-E-X. "You know the saying, Luigi: 'Older plumbers make better lovers.'" "But Mario, she's MY girlfriend."

Random thoughts by Joshua C. Kane
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So...eh...ya know its not premarital sex if u dont plan on getting married. :):):):):)

Slut-Sisters Forever...i luv u gals!!!!

Support equality...make HIM sleep on the wet spot....JK

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Penis Erectus Non Compus Mentus
(Translation - A stiff prick has no control)
EG

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Bisexuality Doubles Your Chance Of A Date On Saturday Nights.
EG

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i have an ex husband who is a complete prick. if anyone wants to have a good time or just wants to give him a disease, call 270-928-4206. ask for curtis walker. he loves sex whether you're of age or not.

Failure requires no preparation.

My butt smells like poop!

I can do without anyone who takes off work on Ted Bundy's birthday.

Jeremy Gillam 610-469-1108...hes an asshole so give him a call...PLEASE?

Okay, okay, get over him already!

oh i am over him trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just write all that so i can laugh at him when he complains to me about people calling his house.

Mess With The Best , Die Like The Rest! @bebop

For Girl Service Call.. 600-05-999

sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.

Boycott OfficeTeam! They really do suck.

Why did God give men legs? So that their brains wouldn't drag on the ground!