I hope your life is like toilet paper,
Long and useful!
Emma!!!

Later Days,
Better Lays,
Acid Trips,
Purple Haze,
Fuck the World when I Get High,
Life's a Bitch Then you Die!
Alicia Z.

SENS MS3

Thank god for stupid people, for without them the rest of us might not succeed.
chinguen a su madre putos gabachos
We see them as we are.

this is an unoriginal classic:
Men are like toilets;engaged, vacant, or full of sh*t.

Sex is like a joke - some people get it, and some don't.~~~~~~Arica N. F.

Why is a man NOT like a dog?
a) a dog has no problems expressing affection in public
b) a dog misses u when you're gone
c) a dog feels guilty when it's done something wrong
d) a dog does not mind if u do the driving
e) a dog does not feel threatened by your intelligence

Why is a man like a computer?
They look nice and shiney in the shop, until u take them home.
to get their attention u have to turn them on.
they're full of data but are still clueless.
a big power surge knocks them out for the rest of the night.- Hel, mentalwoman

Fighting for peace
is like fucking for virginity.
>> Baltimoose

i met him i liked him
i fucked him i loved him
i loved him i let him
i let him i lost him
:o)
i love u shannon/eastcoast grafitti is so dope
...CeAzE.../baltimore

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* Life is like a prick -
* When it's soft, you can't beat it;
* When it's hard, you get screwed.
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A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexihedronical ball.
The cube of its weight
Plus his pecker times eight
Is his number, give him a call!

Old Chinese saying - Man with hole in pocket, feel
cocky. Man with two hole in pocket, no feel too cocky.

Stop looking at this writing and do your business already!!

I love Aaron from Pensacola!

This toilet paper is just like John Wayne - rough, tough, and don't take no shit off nobody!

I'd do him... if I did people

Jesus Saves! Moses Invests!!
MS3 RULES!!!!

shut the fuck up and get a life ok losers :::::

You are looking at a High Performance WOMAN!!
I can go from 0 to BITCH in 1.2 seconds!
Handle with care, the Bitch switch sticks....
from...Clayetta

I wish I were the ring upon my girlfriends hand..
and every time she wiped her ass I'd see the promised land.

Show me the stairway
I have to climb,
Lord, for my sake,
teach me to take
one day at a time...........Jenny

climb up my leg and smell my anal vapor
so I can use your face for my toilet paper.

I'm better than you and I can prove it.

YA; RIGHT !!! I DON*T BELIVE YOU !!!

I'm old enough to know better but young enough to learn from my mistakes.

There once was a hooker named sue
Who filled her vagina with glue.
When they paid to get in, she said with a grin,
You'll pay to get out of it too.

Quit looking at this writing and take a shit and piss already!

I hate people eho wear those rude shirts with
obsene writing or pictures on them. I was walking
with my 79 year old grandma and someone walked by
with a shirt that said "you have one advantage
over me, you can kiss my ass" so I said to grandma
"I'm sorry you had to see that" and she said "awe Fuck him".

it is for love that i live alone,
for all the lovers i imagine,
are far safer than the ones i've known.

Hey Buddy !
Move closer,
You are holding a pistol in your hand
not a Winchester.

Be like dad not like sis, raise the set when you piss! :)
Alicia Wells and Phillip Dowd
Stephanie Adams and Jeremy McGinn

Love flies like an arrow
Truth flies like a sparrow
Fruit flies like a banana

No need to worry because worry is wasteful!

PHABLE "99" WHAT, WHAT

Get a Life! DK2

i drink therefore i'm drunk
but he who does not drink is thirsty DK2

Jeg skrev Thomas i sandet
Men vandet viskede det ud
Jeg skrev Thomas på stenen
Men regnen viskede det ud
Jeg skrev Thomas i mit hjerte
og der vil det stå forevigt!

Nogen kan li' kaffe
Andre kan li' te
Men jeg kan bedst li' dig at se !
(Til Min Kulling)

Mister jeg penge
mister jeg intet
Mister jeg venner
Mister jeg noget
Mister jeg dig
Mister jeg alt
(Til Min Kulling)

Øjne kan græde
Munde kan le
Men tårer i hjertet
Kan ingen se !

Hey Baby ! My SugerPie Honey !
The Love Of My Life !
I Wanna Be With You Forever !

Love is a name
Sex is a game
A game for 2
Me and You

Love is a name
Sex is a game
Drop the name
And play the game

Sex på stranden
Er bedre end
Sand i sengen

JEG ELSKER THOMAS PEDERSEN!
KH. Mette

JEG ELSKER MIN TUMLE
kH. DIN FOREVIGT TULLE

A    D    I    D     A    S

L    A          R     B    E

L    Y          E     O    X

                A     U    

                M     T

YOU ARE 2 GOOD 4 ME
2 BE 4-GOTTEN

WE ARE GONNA BE TOGETHER FOREVER

NO GIRL
NO BOY
NO WORLD

If my friends are one-eyed, I look at them in profile
-- Joseph Joubert, Pensees

Don't lie to people who trust you.

as you sit and take a shit
look at this and think a bit
the last time that i beat my meat
was on this very toilet seat
MISTY mistydr@hotmail.com

i love jacob reed!!!!!

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I LOVE YOU, THOMAS! I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER !
YOURS FOREVER
METTE

I LOVE JEREMY ELIJAH T. ROSENBALM!!!!
MELANIE NICOLE KUHL

I LOVE MASON KEITH CASE
RACHEL MARIE KEEN

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ALL HUMAN BEING FALLS IN LOVE. BOYS & GIRLS. THAT IS JUST THE WAY IT IS. YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT. NO ONE CAN! THAT I IS FACT!

I Life For My Boyfriend Alone. If I Didn't Got
Him, I Wanted to Die! He's everything for me. I
Wanna Be With Him Forever!

Hey Gents, we brought you into this world, we can take you out
yuk yuk yuk

Men Suck cock

No, only gay men do that

Love is a gamble
Sex is a Game
The boys do the F*@!king
The girls get the blame
One night of passion
Nine months of pain
Rush to the hospital
The baby needs a name
Daddy's a bastard Mummy's a whore
The baby wouldn't be here
If the rubber hadn't torn

I can't tell !!
and can't lie !!
but isn't silence a lie ??
From Julie

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ for a good time write ashley at
hooharr@bendnet.com
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420 MAFIA (714)
Fuck This Page
Smoke HonEY BlUnTs
EleMeNtS
420 MAFIA (714)
honey blunts are the illest!!!

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The present is the daughter of the past,
and the mother of the future.
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You are all you will become
---keep that in mind
--Psylocke
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SEX RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a young man named Dave.
Who found a dead hor in a cave.
She was ugly as shit,
And was missing one tit,
But think of the money he'd save!

WhEn YoU gEt BoReD ... hAvE sEx !!!!!!!!!

What if you're bored *during* sex?

I'm a great lover. I'll bet.

all you people are a bunch of fucking losers

does that include you you bastard?

never marry someone you can live with but rather someone you cannot live without!!
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Patience is a virtue,GOOD things Cum to those who wait. Well if that is the case why can't men have Patience? Because most of the time all they think about is themselves.
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One working woman
is worth six rent houses.

You are who you sleep with!

If misery loves company, bitch at every one

This is on the wall right above the men's urinal around eye level.
"Look you have something small in your hands." By: Cert

??????????????????????????????????????????????????A woman needs a man ------------------- -------------Like a fish needs a bike! ??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana...Deena

I once was here but now I'm not,
I'm round the corner smokin' pot,
I wrote this just to make the point,
Life is shit without a joint!!!!!!!!!!!! E.J

He who Farts in church sits in his own pew!! Angela M A.

It is better to have LOVED and lost, then to never have LOVED at all.
T.L.J. OH

You know, I used to laugh when I saw old ladies fall, but then I realized if I was an ant and then old lady fell on me it wouldn't be so funny.
~~Arica Faber

Also, Man-child is not as cool as katie thinks
~~Arica again