god made pot man made beer god is perfect man is not.

its not a beer belly its a fuil tank for my love machene

There I sat all broken hearted,
came to shit but only farted.
Then I thought I'd take a chance,
came to fart but shit my pants.

Q......WHY DO ALL MEN THINK THEIR SO SMART WHEN HAVING SEX???
A......BECAUSE THEIR PLUGGED INTO A GENIUS!!!

good friends are worth fighting for, so don't let them go!
by: Kelsey

Hello

I LOVE LAUREN

girls like to suck cock

We are the results of a highschool education!!! Hollie

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.

don't hate me because i'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so...
Katiebug

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Oh cardboard doors
And the price of dope
Vinyl floors
How d'ya cope
Our skulls are stoned
So we agree
Aint finer shit
In the whole countreeeeeeeeee!!!!
:) smile! (:
By Kitty Tague xx
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"You're too afraid to touch, too afraid you'll like it too much!"
"Men are like diapers--always on my ass and full of shit"
"If I wanted to hear an asshole speak, I'd just fart"
"curiousity killed the cat; satisfaction brought it back"
Crys. dnky1@hotmail.com

1: YOUR EYES SPARKLE OH SO BRIGHT,
THEY PUT PICTURES INTO MY MIND,
I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERY NIGHT,
I THINK I`M GONNA GO BLIND!

2: YES, YOU ARE THE MOST AWESOME CRUMPET,
BUT I THINK YOU`ll FIND,
OPEN YOUR LEGS AND I WILL HUMP IT,
TOGETHER WE WILL GRIND!!!
by GAZZA

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing....so why the fuck did you notice it?

In case o a Nuclear Explosion...
1: put your hands over your ears,
2: put your head between your legs,
3: KISS YOUR ARSE GOODBYE!!!!!!!

fuck all yallllllll

Hey I touched Bill Clintons balls! Twice!

Really were they touch or soft? or what?

OH I WISH I WAS YOU! I wanna lick his balls and chew on em! yummy! :)

You guys are freaks I tell ya!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :

you guys are nasty!

Naw, just imaginative :) sounds all good to me to have his nice salty tasting balls in my mouth swishing around! :)

Just remember, no matter how pretty she is, somewhere, there is some other guy sick & tired of putting up with her shit !

IF YOUR TO DRUNK TO WALK.....YOU CAN ALWAYS DRIVE!
LOVE, ME AGAIN!

all you roody poo candy ass bitches can take yourself to chabroni blvd. and register yourself to the smackdown hotel so spyda23 can lay the corprate elbow on your fagaty ass!!!!!

simmer down

AQUI NO BRASIL NÓS TAMBEM TEMOS PROBLEMAS COM OS POLICIAIS. MAS NÓS SEMPRE DAMOS UM JEITO DE DESTURIR OS MUROS!!!!! INDIGENTES (SÃO PAULO - BRAZIL)

God is coming...and he is pissed!

______________________
if you can piss above this line........
join fire brigade.

Life's a witch then you fly! :o)
Lady Moongazer §

~vw st 13 by frost ~QUE CHINGEN A SU MADRE LOS QUE LEAN
ESTO BYE FUCK VW ITS ALL BOUT WS18ST
Y RECUERDEN ARRIVA VW ST 13 POR VIDA
~

~IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, FUCK THE WORLD AND SMOKE SOME WEED!!!
~

1. Men are like toilets, either occupied or full of shit!
2. i think, therefore i am single.

men totally suck, here's a cool poem

Guys rule! I want twelve of em!~ The Only Smurfette

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN AND YOU ALL ARE MY LIZARD PEOPLE!!!

Never underestatimate the power of a SPOON!!

"Life doesn't suck, it's just the people."
Nan182

If you are looking for sympathy:
It's in the dictionary, somewhere
between shit and syphilus.......Don

"a blow job a day keeps me very happy"
"rebel one"

"Life a bitch so fuck as many as you can before they fuck you."

WHY DO THE DOCTORS AT THE HOSPITALS ALWAYS SPANK A BABIES BOTTOM?
---------- TO KNOCK THE DICKS OFF THE STUPID ONES!!!!!

WHY DO WOMEN HAVE PUSSIES?
-------- SO MEN WILL TALK TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEHEEHAWHAW

I once had this dream.....then I had cotton mouth like a bitch-christie

                        *
                       *     Cindy Loves Ronnie
                      *
                       *
                       ()

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs!!
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot!!

Love is a snowmobile ride across a frozen lake. While you bask in the beauty of it, the snowmobile flips, pinning you beneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Those who write on shithouse walls
should roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
Should eat those little balls of shit.

I am the bomb
I am the shit
I am your moma
I am your pimp

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scrach my balls
And read these writings on the wall...

AZZÅ PHIL!!! FUCK YA ALL!!
FROM MASTA LOVE & BRUNS2 THA G'S.....

Jet wuz here but now she's gone she left these words to turn you on.

Volleyball: Created by man; perfected by woman.

What to say if your friend is trying to get pregnant: Did the missles reach Kosovo yet?

There is never enough Tylenol!!!!!!!!

I need to vent. Gimme a butcher knife and I'll run around for a while.

"A wise man doth not play leapfrog with unicorns"
~copperniscus

"Nathan C.C. is a **********" sorry just thought I'd tell you that, I miss him so much but his is as blind as a bat, I was the best thing he ever had , but no sex means more, first girl to love him with my whole heart.

Who says you can't play a player, I'v been doing it all my life........hahahaha
PLAYERS CAN KISS MY ASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AGD

Speed, weed, and birth control, sex, drugs, rock and roll, the world's a bitch and so am I, so fuck the world and lets get high!
-Jow Coconut

Fear will kill us all!

mr/tx

roses are red
grass is green
you have the body of a
washer machine!

roses are red
grass is green
your face is obcene

roses are red
violets are blue
your mother is a bit*h
and so are you

love-ya maraes

It's not in her eyes,
its between her thighs,
that's where her beauty lies.

Homer said that.
chris

wuz up all ya punk bustas
-???????-

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?.....
casterated!!!

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A BITCH CAUSE A BITCH
AINT SHIT BUT A HOE AND TRICK LICK ON THESE BALLS
AND SUCK ON MY DICK.ONCE I KNEW A BITCH THAT BITCH
COULD TALK SHIT ALL DAY AND NAG BUT BITCH COULD
SUCK DICK THATS WHY I NEVER COMPLAIN.

BEFORE I GOT TO KNOW LAST KNIGHT BABE I HAD RESPECT FOR LADY
UNTIL YOU OPEN UP YOUR GAP AND KNOW I TAKE ALL BACK CAUSE
YOU GAVE ME ALL YOUR
PUSSY AND EVEN LICK MY BALLS ITS ME KORUPT
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NO BITCH IF I DID I WOULD
HAVE NO MO INDO TO SMOKE I KNOW THE PUSSY IS MINE
I THINK I AM A HIT IT COUPLE MO TIMES AND WHEN I AM DONE AINT
NOTHIN ELSE TO DO WIT IT SO I'LL PASS
IT TO HOMIES CAUSE IT AINT NO FUN IF THE HOMIES
CANT HAVE NONE KNOW GUESS WHOS BACK IN DA HOUSE
WIT A BIG DICK FOE YO FUCKIN MOUTH ITS ME SNOOP
DOGGY AS MY DICK GOT BIGGA HOW MANY BITCHES WANNA
FUCK WIT THIS NIGGA BY
SINCERELY YOURS
DEES MOTHA FUCKIN NUTS
P.S.
YALL BETTA ASK SOME BODY BIIIIIAAAAATTTTCCCH!!!!!!

That is the worst piece of (c)rap I've ever seen.
Get a life, and maybe then you'll have something interesting to rap about.

YO IM HYPER THA SNIPER
THATS HITTIN U WIT THIS PHAT RHYME ,
CAUSE I WANNA JUST ONE TYME ,
I WANTED TO HIT THE WALL
BUT DECIDED ON THIS PAD
CAUSE I SEEN ALL THE FUN U GUYS HAD,
I ROLE WIT THE DM CREW
THAT EAT U UP LIKE MY GRANDMOTHERS STEW
AND MABE THEY'LL HIT THIS PIECE UP IN A FEW ..
PIECE OUT

that's more like it!!

here I sit cheaks a flexin givin birth to another mexican

please don't throw ciggarett butts in toilet, it makes them soggie and hard to light

Here I sit broken Hearted tried to S#!+ but only Farted.
nick & penny

We aim to please. You aim too please.

Marie Curie, the smartest woman in history, had an IQ of 160. Albert Einstein, the smartest man in history had an IQ of 202.
-Joshua C. Kane

64.4% of MENSA's members are men! -Joshua C. Kane

This is a teepee for you to peepee. Don't American Indians deserve better housing than this?
-Joshua C. Kane