What is the difference between a Harley Davison and a woman?
You can ride a Harley and when you get off it don't BITCH.

WeaseL Is The Man For All Ladies

Doug Moore- Dearborn Mich is a Player-a Rich one with wig.

for full on female sex be here at 8.00pm

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
wank_a_thon@hotmail.com

Some come in to sit and THINK
Others come in to shit and stink.
But I come in to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls.
(more of a man poem but hilarious nontheless)

har har way original

I met him, I liked him
I liked him, I loved him
I loved him, I let him
I let him, I lost him
so FUCK him !!!!!!!!
:o)
Lindsay

"Love is a one way street and sex is not a part of it."
A Thing Called Love

"VIRGIN; lets teach our children it's not a dirty word."
A billboard out side of New Orleans, LA

"There are no happy endings, because nothing ever ends."
The last un

Why did the lady cross the road?
Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen!?!
sincerely R-dog

Love is a piano dropped from a four story window
-A.D.

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he did not exist."
Unusual Suspect

"It doesn't matter if you are bad; just as long as you are good at everything you do."

"I went to college to get drunk and get layed and I am olmost out of beer."
SAE of UWF

"We drink to the girls that do, and we drink to the girls that don't,
but not to the ones that say they will and later decide they won't.
The girl we drink to from the early morn to the late hours of the night
are the one that say 'I never had but just for you I might'"

Sticker on one of those hand drying blowers in bathrooms:
"Push for a message from your congressman"

God is love give God a try!!!!!

people are strange a person is normal....
Brannon Gale www.knockoffinc.com

Vote for Bill Cliton in the up comeing election!!!

i'm not picking my nose, i'm pointing to my brain

i'm real cool i chill to the max i might act crazy but i don't smoke crack!!

Don't worry about eating ice cream for comfort. Ice cream isn't fattening. In fact, ice cream is so cold that your body uses more calories to heat it than you get from eating the ice cream... From Kitty

[sigh] I don't have a witty saying - Brown Sugar

Sign on bathroom wall:
My mother made me a homosexual.
Reply:
If I give her some wool can she make me one too??
Ingrid

Men, can't live with 'em; sure in hell can live without 'em!
Meesha

It's never that time of the month-I just always hate some people. The others...they earn a day by just being stupid.-----PJ

I am not a bitch, I am THE bitch, and it's MS. BITCH to you.-----MCML

THE WORLD TODAY...DISHES TOMAROW!
-Rich

PASTE ONE??? PUEBLO"COLORADO''SKILLED BLESSED KREW???SB?SB?SB?SB?SO BEYOND KRAZY??????

Instructions for Life :
1. Breathe
2. Do Not Hurt People
3. Strive to be Happy
4. Never Accept defeat
5. Live In the moment, but not FOR the Moment
6. Remember to say Please and Thank you
7. Be honest - It saves a LOT of trouble later.
( see 2. above )
8. Tell the people you love that you love them.
9. Don't waste a single, precious moment - LIVE!
10. Don't waste the rest of your moments living in ways that are bad
"Love and let Love"

When you find your soulmate, don't sqabble over the toothpaste - Jane

Man Available for hot women who need a MAN...devlin111@hotmail.com

i have a friend who is a slut: give her every f**k you got, just beware of std's and don't forget the condoms please. call 837-6969
-TROJAN & BUSH BUNNY-

LOZERONE
LOZERONE
LOZERONE
LOZERONE
LOZERONE

Scott Knapp is a real jerk and his girlfriend Paige Pal is a whore call 580 286 7080

MEN RULE-Scott B.

Why did God create man ???
Cause a vibrator can't mow the lawn!!!!!

You'll have enough time to rest when you're dead. "Q"

Why do women have small feet?
So they can get closer to the sink. "D-Nice"

Omnipitance, not being able to create a rock large enough that they could not lift?

women are like rabbits, some have floopy bits
others have long legs but all of them have burrows
and dont like getting shot at. -Ivor Biggun

There once was a man from Montrass,
who had balls made of fine brass.
In stormy weather they clanged together,
and sparks flew out of his ass.
:)Rachel & Clint

NEVER AGAIN THE BURNING!

Don't mind me, just doing my part to piss off the religious right.
Silver

my left finger is stuck somewhere low........

SIGN IN JUNIOR HIGH BATHROOM: PLEASE FLUSH 16 TIMES

fear will stop us all!

you know you love the bitch so does it matter if she's got pms?

I love the Earth but hate who live in it.....

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tienes dos trabajos uno the enojarte y otro de contentarte. vivan las ulceras.

behind every great man there's a women telling him what to do!
Marianna~believe~

is sex over rated? think about it.

umm...ok, thought about it: No.

to exist is to live?

um like my but like just ya know fell like off....

twas a man
who said wham
this doesnt ryhme
so why the hell am
i wasting my time????????

ROCKON BABY YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

playa- SEX,DRUGS,ROCK-AND-ROLL,WEED, CRACK, BIRTH CONTROL, THOSE WHO PARTY NEVER DIE SO WHAT THE HELL LETS GET HIGH.

even in the dictionary men cum before women

The Plan
When John Glenn returns from space, everybody dress up in ape suits.
Pass it on!!!

If you are drunk and stop here to pee,
Take this advice from me to thee.
When you get home and want some sex,
Make sure it's your house, not the next.

The thing in your hand
so oftime grand
Now feels like rubber
and c'n do no other.

CANO}MBW CROO ] ROKS THE WORLD
BURN DA TOYS WHEN YOU WRITE/
PLAYLISTIC DIGITAL DREAMS\
FEW CAN HANG

fuck all ya'll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM A JIZZ MONKEY,is that so.

I am rubber, you are glue.

don't you just hate it when you go in a public loo and someone has pissed all over the floor.

I think, therefore I am. - Descartes
I yam what I yam. - Popeye
I think I am, therefore I am...I think. -JustMe
I think, therefore I am.....single. -MyTwoCents

Party hearty, rock and roll
drink a keg, smoke a bowl
we're the stoners, we've got class
fuck with us, we'll kick your ass
Sex, drugs, rock and roll
weed, speed, birth control
Preppy bitches think they're cool
but fuck 'em all, THE STONERS RULE!!!
AllyZay

Ryan really sucks!

Ever wonder why men never mind their own business?
Two reasons: no mind, no business!
Also on that subject, Have you ever wondered what a man is thinking?
Ponder no more, for I have the answer. NOTHING!

The PNS bitches are about
so all you bitches better watch out!!
From Shoe and Bek

To Dimes, love ya alwayz, Shorty

why isn,t phonetic spelled phonetically?
why do kamikazes wear helmets?

you screwed me over,
now you're done.
used me numerous times
and now you're done.
I hate you
especially your nasty gel-spiked hair
I fell ill
and did you care?
my kitten died in my drive-way
screw you bastard !
you stepped on my heart ....heh, heh.
you better watch out for you new car :)

The medical terminology for lesbianity?

Miami Nice: but to be loved is but a dream but to be fucked is all that makes me scream
in day and at night that big black dick makes me feel al-right.
(much love to Va Beach, VA)

THESE ARE THE LAST 5 THINGS U WILL EVER HEAR A MAN SAY!!!!!
1. screw monday night football, let's watch murphy brown.
2. Sure!, i'd love to wear a condom.
3. why don't we go shopping, i can hold your purse.
4. sometimes i just need to be held.
5. i think we are lost let's pull over and ask for directions.

KACI: I LOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY EXPESIALY MINE.

There's one on every wall...

Claire Greenham 4 Matt Clark

SORRY WALL, MISSED THE HOLE. kgkid

The worst thing that could happen to a man is hwen his woman cheats him iwth a vibrator. kgkid

im writing this while im on the toilet

Here i sit,broken hearted .Payed 20 pence and only farted.

here i sit in deathly vapor waiting for some toilet paper how much longer do i linger before i have to use my FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when all the world is dead and gone 2001 will PARTY ON!!!!!!
SUGA RAY & KIT

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

PeACe On ThIs EaRTh Is wHAt We ReALly NEeD
NOt WaRS Or VIolEncE AlL BeCAuse Of GReeD
CoMMuNITY ANd FRienDShiP REconCILe EVeryOne
EVeryBodY In The PLacE LEt Us ALl Be ONe....
Funk MoNSta

hear hear

Mæh
mæh
mæh
mæh
mæh
SMURF

life's a bitch, then you die.
so fuck the world and let's get high.
for all you preps who think you're cool:
KISS MY ASS 'CAUSE STONERS RULE!!!!
-Stacy H-

I got this information from the board of education to perform this operation on this girl. I stick my boneration up her lower ventilation to increase the population of the world. -there's more, but i can't think of it right now.

-"-
Å nei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Hello to :trim,them,ash,elf,alter,ice,emen

LIFE IS LIKE A DICK
WHEN IT GETS HARD F**K IT!!!!!!!!
-red-

Here is my moto on........well what happens to most ladies when they screw for the first time:
Fucked up,fucked,fucked over.
-the_first_female_pimp

this wall needs a wash