Men are good for two things:screwing and taking out the garbage, but you have to teach them how to do both, use them up and throw them away, they're just chippies. love Deja

Ronnie + Christina

Don't drink water because fishes f..k in it!! -ANJALI

NOBODY NOTICES WHAT I DO UNTIL I DONT DO IT

Stess...
Stress is the confusion created, when ones mind overrides the body's basic desire to to choke the living SHIT out of any ASSHOLE who desperately needs it!
-Amanda Hug Andkiss

Sorry about my friend's writing, but..
Q. What do you do if you see a woman walking around the street.
A. That's not the point... what's she doing out of the kitchen.
Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can get closer to the sink.
Q. What do you do if the dishwasher breaks down?
A. Slap the bitch.

hi everyone im from north PA and all i ever see on a wall is who loves who, so here it goes.
CHANTELLE LOVES STEVE

I NEVER SAID I WASN'T A HYPOCRITE!

Women, don't go running to men,get a dog, they'll love you for life and they obey faster and longer than men.

Women are idiots, I married their queen!

women are evil... accept it.

Those who write upon these walls
roll their shit into little balls
those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit... Grant

Women Should be chained naked to walls and be raped as punishment

Any guy who thinks that "feminism" is a bunch of bullshit should look at that comment above and see what kinds of attitudes women are up against.

ALL guys have 1 MAJOR problem>for being males since they were born!!!

Remember-- If you took a shit....Put it back!!

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

For a good time, call 867-5309...Jenny.

What ever you do,.. show them your NUTS!!!!!

I feel so much better now that I've given up hope.

Why did God make man before woman?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.... Me

LIFE SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A PINCH OF SALT, A SLICE OF LEMON AND A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA. -Pussy Galore & ShamRock-

Men are like toilets, they are either vacant, engaged or full of sh*t!

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic and so am I

man who has dick in peanut butter is f---ing nuts

I think, therefore I am female.

Cheeses is Lord.

Peace makes the world go round, drugs make it spin.

If I were a bubble, in your bubble bath, I'd tickle your balls and make you laugh

We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.

Popularity is like tupperware, it's cheap and sold at parties What is 6.9?
A good thing interupted by a period!

Don't make love on the garden fence, cause love may be blind but the neighbours aint.

Insanity is heriditary - you get it from your children

Life is a joke told by an idiot :o)

Lifes a bitch, then ya die, what do you say, lets get high :o)

Life is a sexually transmitted disease :o)

If you want something really badly, set it free. If it come back to you, its yours forever. If it doesn't, it was never used to begin with :o)

Moo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Hey Butt-Head heh-heh look.That cow took a dump!

YOU, Out of the Gene Pool, NOW!!!

I love shaune

Love is pain, no doctor can explain, It tickles the heart, and affects the brains :o)

Why do we create our own limitations?

A heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, just give it to a boy :o)

Mostly you've made me feel like this :-)
and you've made me feel a little like this :-o
You've also made me feel a little like this :-(
But now, what you did to me I feel like this
note the empty space

Men are DOGS!!!!!

I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pants

Never trust a man, ever, no matter what the circumstances are

i hate women and i hope they all die.

Electric trains and boobs have one thing in common, they are meant for little kids, but it is the men who usually end up playing with them. Then they get bored and ignore them.

Anything eaten after 8pm has no calories...

I was here but now I'm gone. I left my name to turn guys on. Those who know me know me well. Those who don't go to fucking hell.

B4I4Q=RU/18?

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative!

I LOVE RYAN!!!!!

Hey all!!

People who write on walls suck! Hey, wait a minute...

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives!!

If you can imagine it,
you can achieve it.
If you can dream it,
You can become it.
Jay Are Johnson Middle River, MN

You don't fall in love you fall in shit

LOVE IS FOR POETS--Junior

OK like help me with this problem I have. I cant find my way outta here and I have a date in 15 minutes

You are unique just like everyone else--Junior

Rule of thumb: If that person is good looking, that person is probably taken.

Q: Why are men like Laxatives?
A: Because they irritate the shit out of you.
(the superior sex)

Why was my insight concerning NIGGERS censored??
Niggers do smell like ass

And you're an ass who smells like a racist

Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone...
Beauty may fade away, but ugly lasts on and on

Love and embrace yourself, it'll come back all good for ya in the end

There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore acting like an idiot.

Convincing yourself that a bad idea is a good idea is a bad idea : )
love and smiles...amy

amy and dave...now til forever

When a ship is sinking ...let's see how many feminist opposition you'll get to the words "Women and Children First".

Beauty and strength are as petals falling seen,
Love and friendship are roots and evergreen

Man works from sun to sun but woman's work is never done

Q:Why have there been no women on the moon?
A: because it hasn't needed cleaning yet!

Smile and everyone will wonder what you have done wrong...Taz4Mo

YOU TAKE A FOOL MAKE IT FOOLISH ADD A MAN FOOLISH-IT ADD THEM TOGETHER WHAT DO YOU GET ?FULLASHIT!BY:SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTED TO MAKE AJOKE.

HEY WHY ARE WE IN THE BATHROOM AT THE SAME TIME?

HEY COULD YOU PICK THAT SOAP UP FOR ME?

being alive is not being dead

DID YOU HEAR MONICA LOWINSKI GOT HER PRESIDENTIAL KNEE PADS??

WHAT DID CLINTON SAY WHEN MONICA LOWINSKI GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT?
SHE'LL BE BACK ON HER KNEES IN NO TIME AT ALL!
NMarie-AOL

I love Jesus Maldonado in Pueblo Colorado from Tonya.

Mexicans rule!!!!

Ronnie + christina

Did you hear about President Clinton's new found fact from his Health Plan?
It has now been established that you can get sex from AIDES.

andrea butler, with help from dadums

(i love ray!!)

AY!WHY DON'T YOU GUYS WRITE SOME JOKES OR SOMETHIN!!EXAMPLE:YO mama's so dirty ,even Swamp Thing told the bitch to shower !! BY:SOMEONE WITH A JOKE

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIGHT AND HARD? YOU CAN GO TO SLEEP WITH A LIGHT ON!!!!