here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted yesterday I took a chance tried to fart and shit my pants

for a good time email leznlovnit

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another -- H.L. Mencken

Quiet women you are more then 5
-written below -
if YOU don't hurry, there's going to be a very long line again!) and some big fat bitch is ganna try and skip you.this page sucks

BISSELL REPRESENTS BIG DICKS AND LESBIANS

Virginity can be cured. So! when you gonna get cured?

God died for our sins, let's not dissappoint him.

Women with disabilities, you are STRONG and BEAUTIFUL!!

Breathmint anyone?

Those who write on bathroom walls roll their shit in little balls and those who read these lines of wit eat those little balls of shit!!

stressed is only desserts spelled backwards

No wonder I eat so many...

fEMINISTS who say women are better than men should eat shit and die. from a real feminist

Most women would rather be pretty than intelligent..... Because most men can see better than they can think.

OK, so I'm married, bt I'm not fanatic about it.

On cubicle wall-
"My mother made me a lesbian!"
"Oh, Yeah? If I buy her the wool, would she make me one too?"

john 3:16

Though I walk though the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil....For I am the meanest sonafabitch in the Valley

"My husband says his beer-gut is a blood bank for his penis.....PIG !!!

my girlfriend always talks about how fat she is and when she actually reaches her weight goal, she complains that she never gets to eat what she wants to and that she thinks she is anorexic. She then gains ten pounds in one week and the cycle starts over again.

My hubby and I have a magical relationship. Whenever I ask him to do something, he disappears.

Too many people gripe about things that can't be changed with time that they don't own completely

Money can't buy everything, the things it can't buy probably are not worth having anyway

No matter how good looking he is, somebody, somewhere is sick of his shit!

Is it the twelveth of never YET?

Learn how to speak Newfie...say...well...oil...be ..hooked.....say it faster.

Has anybody seen my dog? -S

Confucius say, Baby who ill conceived in the back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

Well the Rebel Has Arrived

Toilet tennis:                               Toilet tennis:
see other wall                             see other wall

Running is an unnatural act...except from enemies and to the join!

Confucious say - He with hand halfway in pocket feel crazy. He with hand whole way in pocket feel nuts.

Confucious say - He who fight all day with wife get no piece at night.

Disabled chicks are hot!!

Confucious say - He who fish in other man's hole catch crabs.

Öhhh...jag är från sverige...får jag typ oxå va me???

JAG ÄLSKAR DIG KRISTIAN GONZALEZ I FISKSÄTRA!!! DU ÄR ALLT SOM TYP BETYDER NÅGOT FÖR MIG!!! FY SATAN VAD JAG ÄLSKAR DIG!!! JAG ÄÄÄLSKAR DIG!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON`T WALK ON THE GRASS! SMOKE IT!!!

People who live in grass houses, shouldn't get stoned.

Techological advancement have improved our ways to communicate with one another. Now more people can tell you how much they hate you.

YoU caN't get LoSt If YoU dOn'T cArE wHeRe YoU aRe : )

The lemmings were pushed!!

If you are the one to mess up what I type , I just might have to pick a fight!!

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age and old men's nurses.

Washington University WOmen's Studies RULES all others

Randi was here and now shes gone she left her name to turn you on

If I were a truck and you were a kitty
I'd run you over and smash your titty

Life is full of dreams, you should try living one of them out.

sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a pee?

you don't love me. You love my doggy style!

sex drugs rock and roll speed weed birth control. First you live then you die fuck the school lets go get high

God is dead. -Nietzche
Nietzche is dead. -God

What'sup Hawaii?:

I wanna PEEPEE on my wall

The world ain't what you think it is. It is what it is! plg uw-rf

Hehe Gas!

hallo shitheads from the E-house

It's not premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married!

Rock is rock and
Jazz is Jazz,
but every 28 days,
it's Rag Time!
-from a Douglass College bathroom wall

Now I lay me down to sleep with the boy accross the street. Won't my mommy be surprised when my tummy starts to rise.

I'm a fairy,my name is nuff. fairynuff!

I think therefore i am.
I'm pink therefore i'm spam. from kate!

Why were men given bigger brains then dogs????....so they wouldn't hump womans legs at coctail parties!!

I think all you women need to get a life
i dont talk bad to woman but for all of you fuck you now i loaded a various that will be loaded up to youre computer once you leave this [page. now see how strong we are and guess what it will be loaded up into youre hard drive you wont notice it after acouple of months sinse i want to make you suffer.by the way los angeles rules they call mr mac

I'm not afraid of getting a computer virus from someone who can't even spell!

Ther I stood numb of wit, thought to fart but it was shit...John

My spelling smells after shit smelling spells ... John

"Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted!" Jeff L.

Yo Im TENSE ROC representing the true "dance" element of HIP-HOP!!! peace kid!

People who write on shit house walls...
Roll their shit in little balls....
People who read these words of wit....
Eat those little balls of shit............

Men: When do you realise you need a diet?
When,looking down, you can no longer see your dick !!!

Politeness is like air in a car's tyres, doesn't cost a dime, but make your journey so much easier!!!

Not ALL us men are pigs...I HATE mud...:)

Man is just an ape with a bad attitude...
Carleton U. washroom }

Smile, its the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips!

You're not wrong, I'm just fucking right.Nancy O

It's not sharing if you only give away the animal crackers with the heads and feet missing

Trapped in a box,
watch the world as it flocks,
to lifes paradox,
we're all trapped in a box...

Cool

Due to recent buget cuts,the light at the end of the tunnel has been TURNED OFF!!!Rangergirl Q Jedidiah

smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. -A-

JOHN BOBBIT'S PRAYER:
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my penis I will keep
And if I wake and it is gone
I hope I'll find it on the lawn
I hope the dog that's running free
Don't see that little part of me
And many cautions I must take
To keep that part I love to shake
Much attention must I pay
To see the knives are put away
The mower, chainsaw, and hatchet, too
There's just to telling what she'll do
So I cross my fingers, close my eyes,
And cross my legs to avoid surprise!!!
-AC-

Some come here to sit and think.
Some come here to shit and sink.
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullshit on the walls.
-C

Lance Martel sucks shit!

What makes a girl's school into a Women's College?

How come when Star Trek boldly go where no one has gone b, there is always someone there? Dan

Why do kamakaize pilots wear helmets? Dan

If men and women thought alike it would be a very boring world!!!

A boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass and always full of crap.

SURVIVAL is the world's oldest profession...

If you can read this,... thank a TEACHER...

Here's to the Cherry...It's like a balloon
One PRICK and ...Boom!!

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes ?
Nothing you already told her twice.

Show me a man who keeps his two feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man, who can't get his pants off.

how many women does it take to wallpaper a room ?
It depends how thin you slice them .

WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT THROW TOOTHPICKS IN THE TOILETS...THE CRABS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO POLE VAULT...THANK YOU! contributed by the church of the latter day saints and sheryl davidson!

i fell in love again....skinned both knees, scratched up an elbow and bruised a wrist....I walked away without a scratch...he is still wondering what hit him!

Some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the crap on the walls

When The Nuclear Dust Has Extinguished Their Betters,
Will the Turtles Remaining Wear People Neck Sweaters?

Just today I remebered how your hand fits the curve of my waist, and your smile fits the curve of my mind.

"No tears to cry, no feelings left, this species has amused itself to death."
~Roger Waters, 1992

I LOVE TO BE FEMINE...JUST WHEN I AM WITH A MAN.

THE MORE A MAN NEEDS OF A WOMAN THE MORE MAN HE BECOME

There is a big huge pennis running free out there....and not place to hide~~~~~~~~~~~ hKr

Q:What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
A:There's no skid marks in front of the lawyer