A Bit MORE Fry & Laurie

Bowel-shattering comic sketches from the increasingly misunderstood BBC TV series "A Bit Of Fry and Laurie".

Written using only lead-free pencils.
This book contains no satire at the expense of dolphins.

Following the acclaimed success of their runaway bestseller smash barn-storming ripsnorter "A Bit of Fry & Laurie: Raw, naked, trembling sketches from the first series of A Bit of Fry & Laurie", Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie now present "A Bit MORE Fry & Laurie: Bowel-shattering comic sketches from the increasingly misunderstood BBC series A Bit of Fry & Laurie", a dazzling basket of ripe, dew-sodden comic moments, fashioned by hand using only the finest, plumpest English words, and then lovingly acted out in front of a specially-seated audience to ensure a snug, stylish, and above all, lasting fit. Here are some of the things that have been said about A Bit MORE Fry & Laurie:-

"It's no good, Trevis, this kindling wood is soaked through; pass me A Bit MORE Fry & Laurie and some paraffin."

"Damn, it's still wobbling. We need something thicker. How about that A Bit MORE Fry & Laurie?"

"Never mind, love. It often happens. You're nervous I expect. Flick through this copy of A Bit MORE Fry & Laurie - that'll get you going."

"I'll show you what I mean. I draw a man on page 187 of, say, this copy of A Bit MORE Fry & Laurie and another on page 185, but this time his knee is a bit more bent. And so on. Then when I flick through the pages fast he gives the impression of walking. Basic animation, but at a fraction of the cost."

"Tee-hee! I'll shove this copy of A Bit MORE Fry & Laurie down my trousers. Old Felchley can whack as hard as he likes then, but I won't feel a thing. Smirk!"


To Bob Holness

The authors would like to make public their immense feelings of gratitude towards Roger Ordish, Nick Symons and Jon Canter who produced, produced and script-edited "A Bit of Fry & Laurie" Series 2 respectively. It would be no exaggeration to say that their contributions towards the programme were quite useful.

S.F. & H.L.
St James's Club, Antigua
July 1991



Contents
Introduction
Dammit 1 Dinner with Digby Commentators
First Kiss Brainstorm Spies/Pigeons
Society Introducing my Grandfather to ... Combat Games
Small Talk Dammit 2 Flushed Grollings
Rosina Rhodes Boysons Major Donaldson
Spies/Pulse Anal Retention Over to You
Grandfather's Things Stunts Wrong Directions
Mountaineer Dammit 3 Michael Jackson
Sponsored Sketch Shoplifting Satire/Tribute
Jewellry Spies/Telescope Psychiatrist
Hard Man's Record Borrowing a Fiver Off ... First Lines
Dammit 4 Beauty and Ideas Amputated Genitals
Fast Talker Yellow Pages Spies/Twin
Swearing Witness Dancercises
Trick or Treat Breast Delivery Spies/Firing
The Robert Robinsons Technophobia A Vision Of Britain
Ironic Self-Defence The Cause Where Eagles Dare
Dammit Lavatories
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