Why did God give women legs? Well have you seen the mess a snail leaves when it goes across the road. In nuclear war all men are cremated equal.

JESUS LOVES YOU
everyone else thinks your an asshole

Men Are Like Toilet Paper U Use them Once And Then Throw Them Away!!!
Peace Love And Cookies
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I can not write in here.
I'm not equipped. Wait I can!
See what I have writ.
HAALLOO!
And it only took half a log of shit!
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Luv Y'all
I have to pee!

SEX IS SACRED SEX IS GOLDEN SEX IS DONE IN THE BACK OF A HOLDEN
SEX IS EVIL , EVIL A SIN , SIN IS FORGIVEN , SO SEX IS IN

Hey y'all. Whassup with Sex is in? It's sin (when unmarried) JUDGEMENT IS COMING, WHEN YOU STAND BEFORE THE FACE OF GOD YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO PLEAD THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I'm here to give props to the God of all gods...Jesus Christ. He is Lord! He died for you!! Recieve Him as Lord and Savior today! The judgement is coming, and when you stand before the face of God you better want to plead the Blood of the Lamb, but first you have to know and accept Him. Shalom.

i'm a bitch whats your gift.

The true measure of a sentient being, transcends the marks of gender, age, economic stature, and intellectual fortitude. Any arguments outstde of this are trivial and in infantile. Where do you want to go tomorrow ? Its better to burn out than to fade away.
Dan
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Insanity doesn't run in my family; but it would explain a lot of things. oates23454@netzero.net
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men are like floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever....rachael

If the bottom is falling out of your world, drink real ale and see the world fall out of your bottom

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
To smoke some marijuana,
Jackgot high,
unzipped his fly and ask Jill if she wanna,
Jill said sure and there they were,
Doing the Hankie-Pankie,
Stupid Jill forgot The Pill,
And out popped baby Frankie!!!
(from a real women)

Here I sit broken hearted.
Tried to shit
.... and only farted! Later on I took a chance
tried to fart and Shit My Pants!!!from ADELE

I LOVE DREW WITH ALL MY HEART AND NOBODY EVER FOREGET THAT!!!!!!!
~FROM A REAL LOVER!!!!~

stoners live and stoners die
but in the end we all get high
so if in life you dont succeed
fuck it all and smoke some weed!!

CALL ME 1-800-PORN-*

dont say you love some one and the change your mind. love isnt like picking what movie you want to watch!

I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.
The pickup line of the confirmed batchaler.
ANNONAMOUS REXX

people living in glass houses should change in the basement.**kabu**

its a london thing,the cockney style

The last one to leave South Africa, please switch off the lights

Women must be Evil, i mean would u trust something that bleeds for 5days and lives

MEN USE LOVE FOR SEX WOMEN USE SEX FOR LOVE!!
rasii

MEN ARE LIVING PROOF THAT WOMEN CAN TAKE A JOKE
rasii

SEX IS GOOD
BUT SEX IS SIN
SINS ARE FORGIVEN
SO SEX IS IN!!
rasii

GET THERE
GET PISSED
GET HOME......??

LIFE IS A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE AND IT'S 100% FATAL!

WHEN WE DRINK WE GET DRUNK
WHEN WE GET DRUNK WE FALL ASLEEP
WHEN WE ARE ASLEEP WE COMMIT NO SIN
WHEN EW COMMIT NO SIN WE GO TO HEAVEN
LET'S ALL GET DRUNK AND GO TO HEAVEN!!

LIFE IS LIKE AN EGG..
YOU EITHER GET SMASHED OR LAID!!

WHAT DO YO GET WHEN YOU CROSS A GUY AND A DIRTY CONDOM?
THEIR WAY OF SAYING A COMMITMENT

Life's a bitch and then you die so fuck the world and screw a guy!-Rayna

"When I die, bury me upside down, so the whole world can kiss my ass!!"
~Petrie99@aol.com

While you climb the tree of success
Don't let boys look up your dress
They'll say your cute
They'll say your fine
But in nine months they'll say
IT'S NOT MINE!!!!!

PEACE LOVE AND HAIRGREASE,
SHOLLUK
I LOVE GEORGE!!!!!!

Boy's only come into this world to fuck ,EAT, and DIE! All I am sayin is FUCK OFF!
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BRANDY LOVES JASON MICHAEL POIRIER FOREVER!!!!!!!
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Why is that fat on my hips is considered grotesque, yet put the same fat on my breasts and it is considered sexy? :)SWH

EARTH FIRST! We'll log the rest of the planets later! Beaver Lumber

Madness takes its toll.
Please have exact change ready.

love has its days to why cant it take the blame

since 1650 beer has help ugle people have sex!!!

aha aha!

NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS!

you are NEVER welcomed in my house but ALWAYS welcomed in my bed! from a real women who nos how to do it!

If you want to know why women are bad drivers, it's because there's no road

those who laugh last think slowest

on a sign in a neighborhood/children's park:
NO URINATING IN PUBLIC

Alejandrina,I LOVE YOU!! With all my heart and I would give my life for you in an second if it meant this world losing you.You make not only my world,but the whole world a better place. I want us to be soul mates,best friends,and terrific lovers.What is in your past makes you who you are,what is in my past makes me who I am. What is in the present makes both of us what we are right now.We belong together and can work out any problems we might have by just having a little bit of trust in each other.I love you. I need to feel good,please give me your beautiful smile.
KEN
- IS A DICK (HUH HUH)

Hi!!! I don't know if anyone will ever read this, but here goes!!! I am a killa!! I kill!!! And I'll kill again!!! In my spare time I pretend to be a lesbian in the chat rooms on yahoo + I come across some real filth!!! I may be odd to all of u, who ever you are, where ever you are + when ever you are, but all I can say is, I won't have regreted a thing as I lie here dying, it was all worth it!! Now I must go find those razors!!! Ciao!! Don't have a break down if you read this, it is my time!!!

Crossdressers have more fun....So go girls from Shelldecal@aol.com

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.

I'm PMsing and I've got a gun
look out buster
you'd better run

I'm not asking twice
that would be nice
so take your face
on outta here

win or lose, give us the booze

I'm not in the mood
for your idiotic words
when I shoot this thing
it won't be at birds

I'm PMsing and iIve got a gun
look out buster
you'd better run

you'd better be nice
and don't think twice I'm in the mood
for a sacrifice!

look out buster
you'd better run
I'm PMsing and I've got a gun.

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Men r like parking places:
The good ones r either taken,
handicapped or 10-minute parking only
-Richard Simmons
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We'll get along fine just as soon as you realize that I'm god!!
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The day microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacume cleaner.
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a hard man is good to find
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Sex is Like Ontario, There's always more to discover.
-Lina
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Men are like a floor.Lay um once right and you can walk all over him!!!!
-Emily (MlE)
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Look around the bathroom stall
to what is written on the wall
some is witty, some is funny
this is about your hunny
I know he's cute I know he's fine
Cause every night, guess what?
He's mine!!

Did you ever stop to think about if your split personalities had split personalities?

I used to be schitsophrenic, but we're better now!

Sometimes the way forward is the way back.

Life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. To make each day count.

"Why you could wake up dead tomorrow." Homer Jay Simpson.

Yes, we all know...
You sit here broken hearted,
came to shit and only farted.
Get a new line, this one reeks
All who write it are a bunch of freaks!!

Kelly, Grand High Preistess of PMS

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Here I sit in stinking vapor.
Came to shit
There was no paper.
Here how long must I linger?
Guess I will have to use my finger.

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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
some poems rhyme,
but this one doesn't!!!
-T-
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Help I'm stuck behind this wall!!
- weird bloke who just walked in off the streets.

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chicks send pics to munchkin_josh@hotmail.com

hit the yellow brick road munchkin