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Periodically, the grafitti police come in with their white spray paint and clean off the wall. Little do they know that I save everything! Here's Wall #14 of grafitti written by people who have visited this site.

Wall 14

Watch out for this one! By Sean:
Those who write on bathroom walls roll their shit into little balls, those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit! Thank you and goodnight! hehe

Some Words of Wisdom by Stephen Wright:

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
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Words of wisdom from a bloke...give me a break! Anyway:
Confucious he say "Man walking sideways through airport is going to Bangkok"

Schizophrenia beats being alone!

people who write on bathroom walls
roll their shit in little balls
and those who read their tales of whit
eat their little balls of shit.

If a flood covers the world, men have no fear! Shit floats!!!

Love to all the smart women out there
Bonnie

Sex,drugs,rock,and roll,
Speed,weed,birth control,
Life's a bitch, then we die
So f*** it all and let's get high

My phlosophy is if you can't kiss it suck it or blow it then you shouldn't be with it.

If courage is to master fear, why is it that the master fears his dog.

A red heads mating call... Are those blonds

I was here but not for long smoked a joint and now I'm gone. by TD

( o )Y( o )
nice tits there

shout outs to EOS CREW IN ELPASO TX, MABES, REBS, SITE, NISE, DESO,FONTS.........eNvY oUR sTYLEs

Once I was in Wal-Mart when they made one of those announcements on the p.a. I freaked out because I thought they were talking to me again. But then I realized it was just the p.a. and not the voices.

NIALL HOSKING? KISS MY ASS

q. why is marrige like a hurricane
A. becuase at first theres a lot of suckin and blowin , but then you lose yer house.
FROM DAPS213 for the WCB

Q.Why are married womman always fatter than single woman.
A. Because single woman go home go to the fridge then go to bed, & married woman go home look in the bed and go to the fridge.

If men rule the world? Why do they still wear ties each day, it just doesn't make sense to tie a noose around your neck every morning.

"...FREE THINKERS ARE DANGEROUS..."

kermit the frog got a smack in the gob for folin around with miss piggy.he pulled off her bra, said"oh la la la" and up came his little green willy!

Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Boys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
He says he loves you and you believe its true
But when your stomach starts to swell he says the hell with you!
16 min. of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
A baby with no name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
It all wouldn't have happened
If the rubber hadn't tore

Q: What's the difference between a 20 year old frat brat and a toilet seat?
Hint: A toilet seat doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it.
(Read in the ladies room of "The Library" LSU-Baton Rouge, LA.)

IM SO DAMN BUSY THAT I DON'T KNOW IF I FOUND A ROPE OR LOST MY HORSE!
GEMMA AND RHI WOZ 'ERE FROM WALES

Sweetheart. It's not that I'm not listening to you; It's that, your talking!

What is the difference between a used condom and a kick to the head?
They are both a mess to clean up

im a portuguese girl and i have a big noise smell

When I´m doin´well then I´m good!When I´m bitchy, I´m better!

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
Some come here to kiss my balls
And read the writing on the walls

No man is worth your tears,and the one that is won't make you cry!
Krista Bennett

I suffer from p.m.s Putting up with Men Shit

When you love you love someone,put their name in a circle instead of a heart,b/c hearts can be broken but circles go on forever.
Brian Littrell --

Men are like the vaccuumes we use to clean the floors, they totally SUCK!!!!!
Katie L

Gender is only important when procreation is involved!
TCD

Send Women out to war, They fight for EQUALITY all the time!
Allen Carvalho-JRM
FHLSGHJFDSJ,HD

Three women are standing in front of a river. They are debating as to the best way to get across. The first woman says" I will pray for god to make me smart enough to cross" BLAM she turns into a red head and swims across. The second prays for god to make her smarter than the first. BLAM She turns into a brunette and makes a canoe to paddle across. The third says make me the smartest of all. BLAM god turns her into a man and he walks across the bridge.
Sean L.
P.S. LL What?!

faque woman

?:WHY DID THE WOMAN CROSS THE ROAD?
TO BEAT THE CHICKEN TO THE COCK!!!!!!!!

Why is it that woman can't find sensitive caring men?
Because they already have boyfriends.

Niki Whiting loves Jeremy Barrett

Live everyday like:
Jesus died yesterday
Rose last night
and is coming today!
Live each day with no regrets tomorrow!
Lynn

I want everyone to know that Josh(my boyfriend) is the sweetest guy in the whole world! Okay, that's it!
Love
Me

Hey there peeps!!!
I was here and felt I had to leave my mark.
So here it is:I HOPE YOUR HOUSE IS FREE FROM TIGERS.AND REALLY SOME MEN AINT THAT BAD HONESTLY!!LOVE SARAH LOU.STEREOPHONICS RULE ALL!!!

I just want every one to know that Brandon Theis is the cutest hottest guy that has ever walked on this planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought I was schizophrenic but the voices told me I wasn't

I was here but now i'm not
I'm round the corner
smoking pot!
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how do you make a blonde into a brunette?
give them a dress to put on and make them do a cart wheel!!

Ilove you
you love me
lets all get a little horny,
with a great big "UHH"
and an "AHHH" from you to me
were all happy that were very horny!!!

ORANGE IS DA BOMB DUDE!!!!!!
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"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company."
"Would you spell that, please?"
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you."
"Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor!"
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on a ladies restroom door:if ladies room is locked or closed please use mens room

Women are like art. modern art.abstract art.stylistic, conceptual art. Intriguing. Challenging. Daring. Provocative. Enigmatic. And aesthetically pleasing. But do you really want one hanging around the house all the time?

Hey my last b-friends grandparents said I was too dark for him. Well guess What . . . his dick was too small for me! He ain't want none of this BROWNSUGAR!!!!! Peace! Oh!! Da Blacka Da Berry, Da Sweeta Da Juice, Da Darka Da Skin tone, Da Deepa Da Roots!

Lies and propaganda are what the government try and spoon feed everyone, all the ignorant sheep of the world,......but not me, im not falling for it.

The hands that cleaned this latrine made your food.So watch where you aim that thing!
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THE PERFECT MAN

The perfect man will clean your house
And cook for you everday,
He'll dust and clean and never cheat
He'll always give you your way.

He never complains,
just does his work,
He's got the sexiest voice
and a great personality quirk.

He is always sweet, buys you things,
He's loving in every way,
But fuck this shit, it don't make sense,
the perfect man is GAY!!!!
Submitted by Samantha in California

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die! --aaaaagh!!, no that is so MY LINE!!

sometimes the bean man comes to town and the whole village gets together to listen to his folly tunes.

Stay away from Aaron Plymire, he treats you like shit but, you cant help but to want him back, God this sux!

Jimmy Hoffa. Please call home.

Hey Samatha,
The perfect man is not gay.
He's Canadian.

Who thinks this stuff up anyway? -ME
Hey you Pooh-pounder, if you see this, you know I was here. :) I love you!!!!!!!!!! - Me

All women wish that the man they marry is an archaeologist the older she gets the more his interest in her grows -v-

Sex is like a bank account when you withdraw you loose interest

How can you tell the difference between a woman in the throes of having PMS and a terrorist?
Terrorists can be negotiated with.

Pultiple Mersonalities
by amanda

why is everyone so afraid of silence?
try it one time, you might like it.

the unexamined life is not worth living.

youre just jealous because the voices talk to me.

have you ever listened to someone peeing?

don't fall in!!!!

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live and love, or die!
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I like cheese

HEY! YOU! YEEAAHHH....YOU! STOP STARING!!!!!!!!!

how long do you plan on sitting there? isn't your a$$ numb yet? if not your a$$, how are your legs doing? can you feel your toes? how about your nose? can you touch your ears? hows about your chin? you must realize by now how stupid this is. yet....you continue to read.;)

heeheehee hahaha hehehe hahaha heeeeeeeeee haaaaaw

So what do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Take him back and ask for a refund.

And what do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated.

Why are so many women bad at maths?
Cos the men tell them that this (indicate distance between finger and thumb) is 12 inches.


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