Misheard Lyrics

Some of these are from the book "S'cuse Me While I Kiss this Guy" *

some are mine ¤ and some are from other people °. If you have any suggestions

please email them to me and you may see it included here! In the meantime, enjoy!

(The format is "misheard lyric -> song title -> artist -> correct lyric")

• "Come a chameleon" (Karma Chameleon) - Culture Club ("Karma Chameleon) ¤

• "They had platform heels, nose job eels" (Big Night Out) - Fun Lovin' Criminals ("...nose job bills") ¤

• "I'll steal your girlie and I'll steal your weenie" (The Fun Lovin Criminal) - Fun Lovin' Criminals ("...I'll steal your weed")

• "And it's your fault I scream my balls off" (Spiderwebs) - No Doubt ("...I screen my phone calls") ° this is Kim's

• "Know where to run to baby" (Nowhere To Run To) - Tower of Power ("nowhere to run to baby") ¤

• "I got a lot of truth sometimes" (Obtusian) - Regurgitator ("I gotta be obtuse sometimes") ¤

• "Old time Mimi" (Once) - Pearl Jam (actually I have no idea!) ¤ what does he say?!

• "Cuddling your voice one last time" (Porch) - Pearl Jam ("Could I hear your voice one last time") ¤

• "And the tea I traded" (Hitchin' a Ride) - Green Day ("And now I'm dehydrated") ¤

• "Just keep the shiny old shoes" ( ) - Regurgitator ("Just keep the shine in our shoes") ¤

• "That keeps your woman nigh" (Love Unlimited) - Fun Lovin' Criminals ("That keeps you warm at night") ° this was on one of the band's unofficial websites!

• "Fuck it up lips" (Scooby Snacks) - Fun Lovin' Criminals ("Puckered up lips") ¤

• "You confess it but it will not come" (Planet Telex) - Radiohead ("You can force it...") ¤

• "You're the one dollar one" (You're the One that I Want) - from Grease ("You're the one that I want") ° this was my mum's interpretation!

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