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Jackie Brown (1997)


Ordell: That shit’ll rob you of your ambition.
Melanie: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.

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Jackie Brown: Shut your raggedy-ass up and sit the fuck down!
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Ordell: Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM! Hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I’m afraid I gotta be that kinda nigga.
Beaumont: What?
Ordell: I need a favor.
Ordell: You only have to ride in the trunk for ten minutes. …
Beaumont: I ain’t ridin’ in no trunk for no minutes. …
I just ain’t getting’ in no goddamn dirty-ass trunk, man. I got a problem with small places.
Ordell: Well, I got a problem with spending ten thousand dollars on ungrateful, peanuthead niggers to get ‘em out of jail, but I did it!
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Jackie Brown: Max, how do you feel about gettin’ old?
Max Cherry: You’re not old. You look great.
Jackie: I’m not talking about me. I asked you how you feel about getting old.
…Max:I’ll bet, besides maybe an afro, you look exactly how you did at 29.
Jackie: Well, my ass ain’t the same.
Max: Bigger?
Jackie: Yeah.
Max: Ain’t nothi’ wrong with that!
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[Ordell opens the trunk of his car]
Louis: Who’s that?
Ordell: That’s Beaumont.
Louis: Who’s Beaumont?
Ordell: An employee I had to let go.
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[as Max Cherry exits the bathroom]
Ordell: Uh uh uh, I didn’t hear you wash your hands.
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Ordell: I’m as serious as a heart attack.
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[Melanie and Louis are fighting over the bag with Ordell’s money]
Louis: Gimme the bag…
Melanie: Watch it dipshit, you wanna rip the fucking bag?
Louis: Gimme that bag before I knock you out and take it.
Melanie: Okay take it. Jesus, what’s wrong with you?
Louis: I’m carrying it.
Melanie Okay, you got it. Just take a chill pill for Christ’s sake.
Louis: Fuck you with your chill pill.
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[Louis has forgotten where he parked the van]
Melanie: Jesus, but if you two are not the biggest pair of fuck-ups I’ve ever met in my life. How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then too? No wonder you went to jail.
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Ordell: Where’s Melanie?
Louis: …she kept bugging me…so I shot her.
You shot Melanie?! Couldn’t you just punch her?
…Is she dead, yes or no?
Louis: Pretty much.

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Ordell: How can you live like this?
Sheronda: Like what?
Ordell: Like this! This some repugnant shit!


Kalifornia


Early Grace: Diipshiiit!

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Early Grace: She is butt-ugly!
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Adelle: I like wind...Bryan.
Bryan: So do I!
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Living in Oblivion (1995)


Chad: What did you call me?
Nick: You heard me. I called you a "hostess twinkie motherfucker", motherfucker!

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Tito: It's Tito, not Toto.
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Tito: This must be a dream, there's a fucking dwarf in it!
...even I don't dream about dwarfs!!

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Tom: That, is 9 hundred nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find it in and you're complainin' about 2 'undred? What school of finance did you study? It's a deal, it's a deal, it's the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it.

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[Nick pulls out a wad of cash]
Eddy & Tom: Jesus Christ!
Eddy: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that, and you're haggling over one 'undred pound? What do you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick? Finance revolutions?
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Rory Breaker: If you hold anything back, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to saty alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Beacuse if you don't, I'll kill ya.
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Soap: Little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know wha'I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck off shiny ones. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Bacon: Is there something about your past we should know about?
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Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.
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Soap: Armed? Armed with what?
Eddy: Bad breath, colourful language...and a feather duster. What ddo you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
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Rory Breaker If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. D'ya know what I mean?
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Tom: Ah, no can do I'm afraid.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Kathmandu? Meet me halfway mate.
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