I.Q. (1994)

Einstein: Algae? This is a color?

Einstein: Don't let your brain interfere with your heart.

Catherine: I need to call a phone. Can I use your cab?
Ed: There's a cab in the office.

Ed: It was like death... but in a good way.

Catherine: You took Albert Einstein for a ride on that thing?
Ed: Sure.
Catherine: Well, don't ever do that again!
Ed: Come on. He loved it. He went "Wahoo."
Catherine: "Wahoo"?
Ed: When's the last time he said "Wahoo"?
Catherine: Well, I'm sure I don't know.
Ed: When's the last time *you* said Wahoo?
Catherine: Well, I'm *sure* I don't know.

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In the Line of Fire (1993)

Horrigan: I know things about people.

Hunter: Was that you shooting?
Leary: Yes.
Hunter: That's a cool gun you got there. Could I see it? S***, that's light! What's it made of?
Leary: Composite. Like plastic.
Hunter: Mind if I give it a little dance?
[Leary shrugs. The hunter shoots a duck.]
Hunter: That is great! That is really really great! You wouldn't want to sell it would you?
Leary: No, I need it.
Hunter: For what?
Leary: To assasinate the president.
[Hunters laugh.]
Hunter: Now what do you want to do that for, mister?
Leary: Why'd you kill that bird, a**h***?

Horrigan: What to do you see when you're alone in the dark, and the demons come?
Leary: I see you standing over the grave of another dead President.

Raines: What makes you think he'll call back?
Horrigan: Oh, he'll call back. He's got "panache."
Raines: Panache?
Horrigan: Yeah, it means flamboyance.
Raines: I know what it means.
Horrigan: Really? I had to look it up...

Leary: The irony is so thick you could choke on it.
Horrigan: There's no f***in' irony.
Leary: Think about it, Frank. The same government that trained me to kill trained you to protect. And now you're trying to kill me while up on that rooftop I protected you.

Leary: Watching the President, I couldn't help wondering why a man like you would risk his life to save a man like that. You have such a strange job. I can't decide if it's heroic or absurd.
Horrigan: Now, why would a man like you risk his life to kill a man like that?

Campagna: Frank, The President sent his limo for you.
Raines: Well, that's the least he could do.
Horrigan: Good, I love public transportation.

Leary: I have a rendezvous with death, and so does the President, and so do you if you get too close.
Horrigan: You have a rendezvous with my a**, m*****f*****!

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Independence Day (1996)

Steve: Is that an earthquake?
Jasmine: Not even a four pointer. Go back to sleep.

Julius: Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.

Julius: If you're so smart, tell me something, how come you go to MIT for 8 years to become a cable repairman?

Julius: If I had known I was gonna meet the president I would've worn a tie. Look at me, I look like a schliemiel.

[People have gathered to welcome the aliens.]
Alien groupie: Oh, God, I hope they bring back Elvis.

Whitmore: Take my word for it. There's no Area 51!
Nimzicki: Excuse me, Mr. President. that's not entirely accurate.
David: What? Which part?

Steve: I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup E.T.'s a**.

Jimmy: Let's kick the tires and light the fires, Big Daddy!

Steve: That's what I call a close encounter.

Steve: Oh, no. no, you are NOT shootin' that green s*** at me!

Dr. Okun: As you can imagine we don't get out much.

[After punching the alien out]
Steve: Welcome to Earth!

Steve: Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy a** through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the h*** is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.

Connie: Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?
David: I *was* part of something special!

Julius: All you need is love, John Lennon, smart man, shot in the back very sad.

Whitmore: What do you want us to do?
Captured Alien: Die. Die.

Whitmore: I saw... his thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They travel from planet to planet, their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on. And we're next. Nuke 'em. Nuke the b*******.

[Julius discards a styrofoam cup.]
David: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
Julius: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.

Whitmore: We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

Whitmore: The only mistake I ever made was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you Secretary of Defense. However, that is a mistake, I am happy to say, that I don't have to live with. Mr. Nimzicki... you're fired.

Russell: I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'.

David: You really think you can fly that thing?
Steve: You really think you can do all that b***s*** you just said?

Steve: Let's try that again.
David: Yes, yes. Without the "oops."

Whitmore: Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united by our common interest. Perhaps it is fate that today is the fourth of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist! And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Gray: Mr. President, I'd sure like to know what you're doing.
Whitmore: I'm a combat pilot, Will. I belong in the air.

David: They're firing at us!!
Steve: Really, *you think*?!?

Nimzicki: I'm not Jewish.
Julius: Well, nobody's perfect.

Russell: In the language of my generation - up yours!

Steve: I ain't heard no fat lady!
David: Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!

David: Must go faster.

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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Fedora: You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.

Fedora: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you!
Indy: That belongs in a museum!
Fedora: So do you!

Indy: Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is Dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.

[Encountering a painting of the Ark of the Covenant.]
Elsa: What's this?
Indy: Ark of the Covenant.
Elsa: Are you sure?
Indy: Pretty sure.

Henry: Sorry about the head but I thought that you were one of them.
Indy: Dad, they come in through the doors!
Henry: Ha, good point.

[Vogel is torturing Henry to get answers]
Vogel: Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?
[He slaps Henry in the face with his glove]
Vogel: Why?
[He slaps him again]
Vogel: What are you hiding?
[He slaps him again]
Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?
[He tries to slap him again but Henry grabs and stops his hand]
Henry: It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them.

Elsa (kisses Indy): That's how we say goodbye in Austria.
Vogel: And this is how we say goodbye in Germany.
[Punches Indy in the face. Indy's head smacks back into Henry's head.]
Indy: I liked the Austrian way better.
Henry: So did I!

[Indy is asking Henry how he could've slept with Elsa]
Henry: I'm as human as the next man.
Indy: Dad, I was the next man!

Henry: You call *this* archaeology?!

Henry: They're trying to kill us!
Indy: I know, Dad!
Henry: This is a new experience for me.
Indy: It happens to me all the time.

Henry: The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me?
Indy: This is an obsession, Dad. I've never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom.
Henry: Oh yes she did. Only too well. Unfortunately, she kept her illness from me. All I could do was mourn her.

[Escaping in a biplane]
Henry: I didn't know you could fly.
Indy: Fly, yes. Land, no.

Indy: Sallah, I said NO camels! That's FIVE camels; can't you count?

Donovan: Germany has declared war on the Jones boys.

Indy: I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up.

[Henry, Indy, and Sallah are discussing why Henry calls Indy 'Junior']
Indy: I like 'Indiana'.
Henry: We named the *dog* 'Indiana'.

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Innerspace (1987)

The Cowboy: Women love me. But you know that.

[Into a mirror]
Tuck: The Tuck Pendleton machine: zero defects.

Tuck: When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party.

Tuck: We're gonna drink this one to Ozzie. A good man who tried to save my a** by injecting me into yours.

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

[Lucy scoops out the innards of the pumpkin.]
Linus: Ohh. You didn't tell me you were gonna kill it!

Linus: You'll be sorry if he comes! ...Good grief, I said "if"! I meant *when*! *When* he comes!