Ulee's Gold (1997)

Ulee: The bees and I have an understanding. I take care of them, and they take care of me.

Ulee: You'll pay for the rest of your life for being a jackass.
Casey: Yeah, well, it's better than dying of boredom.

Connie: Me, I'm divorced twice. No kids, fortunately. I guess, fortunately.

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Uncle Buck (1989)

Marcie: Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name, Frost is my married name. I'm single again, but I never bothered to remove the frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen.

[Miles watches his sister make out with her boyfriend.]
Miles: Is it wise to be doing that during cold and flu season?

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your Dad's brother, alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job.

[Miles is gawking at his birthday breakfast.]
Buck: If you think this is big, wait until you see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door.

[Buck inquires about the health of Bob's father-in-law]
Buck: Her dad?
Bob: Hard to say.
Buck: Oh, those medical terms, eh?

Buck: I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!

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Under Siege (1992)

Krill: Where are you going?
Strannix: To make Honolulu glow in the dark.
Krill: Outstanding!

Jordan: So, what are you, like some special forces guy?
Ryback: Nah, I'm just a cook.
Jordan: A cook?
Ryback: Just a lowly, lowly cook.
Jordan: Oh my God, we're gonna die.

Doumer: You're incredible, Ryback. It's a shame you're not cooking for *us*.

Taylor: We still have a week together.
Ryback: I guess that means I won't get to see you go through puberty.

Jordan: I don't like guns.
Ryback: I know. Neither do I.

Jordan: You're not a cook.
Ryback: Yeah, well... I also cook.

Breaker: If this is about reliving the 60s, you can forget it, buddy. The movement is dead.
Strannix: Yes, of course. Hence the name: movement. It moves a certain distance, then it stops. A revolution gets its name by always coming back around in your face. You tried to kill me you son of a b****... so welcome to the revolution.

Strannix: I got tired of coming up with last minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other f***ing people.

[Krill spits in Ryback's soup.]
Krill: A little flavor.

[Strannix is very impressed with Ryback's abilities.]
Strannix: Doumer, Doumer, Doumer. Why didn't you hire this person? I don't know what his price would have been, but it would have been *worth* it.

Ryback: Yeah, but they're expecting me, not all of us.
Sailor: All of what? I do laundry. I was ironing during the Gulf War. I ain't cut out for this hero b***s***.
Ryback: You're in the Navy, remember? It's not a job, it's an adventure!

Strannix: OK, Coyote, this is Roadrunner, out.
Krill: You're the roadrunner?
Strannix: Yep, never been caught. Meep meep.

Taylor: Johnson, how's the Captain gonna authorize a surprise birthday party for himself?

Strannix: Let this be a learning experience, gentleman. If you resist we will kill you and the man next to you. Now out of here in an orderly fashion. Now!

Strannix: D***, I'm good.

Bates: This is Admiral Bates speaking. I am trying to get a hold of Chief Ryback. Is he about?
Jordan: He is in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message.

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Unforgiven (1992)

Skinny Dubois: You know how women lie.

Munny: Wanna help me count this kid.
Kid: I trust you.
Munny: Don't go trusting me too much.

Logan: I sure do miss my bed.
Munny: You said that last night.
Logan: No, last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my G**d*** bed.

[Little Bill is kicking English Bob.]
Little Bill: You think I'm kicking you. Well, I'm just talking to you.

Little Bill: Hell, I even thought I was dead. Till I found out that it was just that I was in Nebraska.

Little Bill: You just shot an unarmed man!
Munny: He shoulda armed himself.

Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Munny: We all got it comin', kid.

Kid: I ain't never killed no one before that, Will.
Munny: Well you sure killed the hell outta that guy.

Munny: I've killed women and children. I've killed just about every thing that walks or crawls. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.

Little Bill: I don't deserve this... to die like this! I was building a house!
Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. [aims gun]
Little Bill: I'll see you in hell, William Munny!
Munny: Yeah. [fires]

Munny: All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumb**** takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his d*** house down.

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A Very Brady Sequel (1996)

Carol: Thank goodness I use AquaNet!

Carol: I wish I could be gay again.

[Stepping out of the refrigerator.]
Alice: How about that! The light really does go off when you close the door!

Cindy: You can't take my mommy!
Marcia: Yeah! Take Jan instead!

Marcia: I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.

Marcia: He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."

Marcia: Greg, there's a new thing called Women's Lib, and it means women get whatever they want.

Roy: You can't believe her. Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness.

Marcia: I'm so happy for you, Jan.
Jan: Really, Marcia?
Marcia: No.

[Asked where Marcia is.]
Cindy: She's over there getting lei'd by those Hawaiian boys.

Roy: Marcia, you are such a beauty.
Marcia: I know.
Roy: And Jan, isn't Marcia gorgeous?

Roy: I'm going to kick your Brady butt.
Cindy: Ooooooh, he said the B word.

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Victor/Victoria (1982)

Norma: I think that the right woman could reform you.
Toddy: You know, I think the right woman could reform you.