Emile's Site Map

 

Your comprehensive guide
to the world of Aliens Ate My Corn Nuts:

 

Entrance Page

Introduction - Where I give you the history of the site (including the title!), introduce you to my many X-Files affiliations, and explain the meaning behind such terms as "Emerging X-Phile," and "Shlipper."

What's New - A log of all the changes I make to the site. You can check back here for updates or join my announcement-only mailing list to receive updates right in your mailbox.

Dreamland - named for the Season 6 episode, the gateway to my X-Files Dream pages. I started watching The X-Files because of my dreams, and since the first few I've had too many to count. What you'll find here:

• Dreamland - the intro page. Also contains links to other X-Files-related dream pages.
• Dreamland I, II and III - I've had so many X-Files dreams, I've had to break them up over a few pages!
• Emile's Guest Dreamers Pages I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX- an archive of X-Files dreams sent to me by other X-Philes. Again, there've been so many I needed more than one page. One guest dreamer already has two pages for her dreams.
  

Emile's Musings - a nod to the Season 4 episode Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man. A mix and match of everything. Most of it is humor, but I also house a tribute to an online friend here as well as any interesting X-Files related sparks of creativity from others within this section:

• Tribute to Stacey O. - Stacey was an online friend of mine and the webmistress of the Chris Carter website. She passed away in December 1998 and I posted this tribute to her and linked to other tributes. I invite you to pay a visit.
• The Nicholas Lea Task Force - founded to support and promote Nicholas Lea's career.
• Emile's Nick Lea/Harsh Realm Webpage - the page that lead to the NLTF.
• The List of Signs Chris Carter Is a Closet Duran Duran Fan - the ever-growing list that started the whole mess, relating the X-Files and its creator, Chris Carter, to my favorite band. Included related links.
• Cheesy Ways Chris Carter Could Have Signed His Autograph... But Didn't! - another Duran-related list.
• Good Grief, Fox Mulder! The X-Files Meets Peanuts Page -more obscure connections between favorite pasttimes, includes related links.
• One Hundred and Onederful Ways For Spender to Die - the culmination of my despisement for Jeffrey Spender, otherwise known as the Anti-Mulder, Squeaky, Spudner, Weaselboy - take your pick.
• Got Krycek? Krycek Ad Campaigns! - when a thread on atxf goes out of control.
• Things to Do/Places to Eat in Los Angeles - compiled for the February 1999 Xeminar.
• "Fight the Future": A Shlipper's Review - my review of the first X-Files film to date. Contains pictures.
• "It's the End of the Season As We Know It" - an REM-inspired filk by Monica Duff for both fifth and sixth seasons
• An X-Files Horoscope by Xina Frizzell

Contact with the X-Files - I live in Los Angeles and I love it. Since I became an X-Phile I've seized every opportunity I can get to see or meet the stars of the X-Files:

• Contact with The Creator - form when I met Chris Carter at some performance art shindig - you'll have to read it to understand. My contact with The Creator was the inspiration for the
  Cheesy Ways Chris Carter Could Have Signed His Autograph... But Didn't!
• Contact with the Composer - about meeting Mark Snow at a signing.
• Fight the Future: The Premiere - my account of watching the parade of stars at the premiere - contains pictures, stories from other Philes and premiere-related links.
• Contact with the Cigarette Smoking Man - about meeting, and attending a lecture by William B. Davis. Includes pictures and a transcript of the lecture.
• Emile and Arik's eXcellent Adventure - Since the X-Files films in LA now, a friend of mine and I found out where they were shooting and watched Gillian Anderson do her thang for the Season 6 episode "Tithonus."
• Contact with the Ratboy - Krycek is my favorite character on the show and after being denied the chance to see Nicholas Lea during the Expo tour, I had the fortune of meeting him near set.
• Contact at the SAG Awards - Saw Nick Lea again and asked him about "Harsh Realm." Also added a page of pictures.
• Contact with Mulder - Emile's milking a very brief set visit for all it's worth. ;->
• Kiss Having a Life Goodbye - The adventures of Emile and her friends on the set of Nicholas Lea's next movie, "Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye."
• Contact with a Ferret and a Lone Gunman - About meeting Chris Owens and Dean Haglund at the San Diego Comic-Con '99.
• "Get Down Tonight": Contact with Frank Black - About meeting Lance Henriksen at the Grand Slam Convention 2000.
• I was an X-Files Xtra: Emile's "Fight Club" Adventure - About being an extra for a few hours for the show! Includes another Phile's report of the same experience.
• Emile and Sarah Invade the "Vertical Limit" Premiere - Emile and Sarah go to the movies and meet Nicholas Lea along the way..
  

Categorized Links for X-Philes - Over 300 links listed the way I like them - by category! I initially put this together for anyone who is new to the X-Files - a sort of best of the best. It has grown to include sites that just happen to amuse me - I'd like to think I have one of the best list of X-Files humor links out there.

Site Awards and Webrings - Pretty self-explanatory. ;-> I especially urge you to visit the webrings!

X-Files University - founded by my friend, Amy.

• X-Files University's School of Interdisciplinary Studies - of which I am the Dean.
• X-Files University's newspaper The Magic Bullet - for which I write the sports column, "Fluke Sightings." Click here for my old Magic Bullet columns.

Emile's personal FAQ - featuring the list of Freak Friends, as well as an X-Files section. Also the gateway to my other sites:

• Noah's Lark: the Unofficial Noah Taylor Website - the largest website dedicated to the Australian actor of "Flirting" and "Shine" fame.
• Emile's "Shine" Page - dedicated to the film and its inspiration, pianist David Helfgott
• The Action for ACTION Website - to help save this amazing TV show starring Jay Mohr.
• Emile's "As Time Goes By" Website and Mailing List - the British TV show, not the song.
• Everyone Needs a Hobby: the Tim Burton Website with a Sense of Humor
  - a companion website to the first and only Tim Burton Fanzine.
• Emile's Cocteaufan Mailing List - for admirers of artist/filmmaker Jean Cocteau
• 101 Reasons Why Chicago Sucks

Other Links - My general list of over 100 links to interesting sites, not necessarily X-Files related.