DLiiA? season one (by ABC episode number)


Episode 101
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Brad hosts, Colin is a bad stand-up comic, Wayne is a stadium P.A., Ryan is a stockbroker losing money
Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Payton, who acts
Animals: Ryan is having an affair with secretary Colin with Brad as his wife, all are chimpanzees
Props: Brad and Ryan have two gray shark fin-shaped objects, Wayne and Colin have a big red plastic squid-shaped object
Moving People: Colin has come to kill Dracula, played by Ryan
Party Quirks: Brad hosts, Wayne is 20th century dances, Colin is a skier who hits things, Ryan is a deer at hunting season
Scene to Rap: in a park
Foreign Film Dub: Colin and Drew perform "Gesundheit" in Chinese, Ryan translates Colin, Brad translates Drew



Episode 102
Brad Sherwood, Kathy Kinney, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Kathy is the contestant, Brad is a hairdresser, Colin is giving birth, Ryan is a loud sports fan
Sound Effects: Colin is the Lone Ranger, sounds by Ryan
Daytime Talk Show: The Three Little Pigs; Brad hosts, Ryan and Kathy are guests, Colin is in audience
Props: Kathy and Ryan have long orange tubes in the shape of a T, Brad and Colin have two neon purple doughnut-shaped disks
Helping Hands: Brad watches Ryan with Colin's hands, as a pizza maker
Hoedown: getting your pizza late
90-Second Alphabet: Ryan is Zorro and Drew is the villain



Episode 103
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Greg is the contestant, Wayne is a blues player, Colin is a dog, Ryan is an auctioneer
Sound Effects: Ryan provides sounds for Colin as an ambulance driver
Hats: world's worst dating service video
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of Accounting" by Wayne
Party Quirks: Greg hosts, Wayne is in a slow-motion fight, Colin is a bad circus performer, Ryan is a foal being born
Foreign Film Dub: Wayne and Drew perform "Banished on the Breezes" in Farsi, Greg translates Wayne, Ryan translates Drew



Episode 104
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Brad is the contestant, Wayne is a politician, Colin thinks Brad is repulsive, Ryan is an astronaut with alien inside
Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Colin suspects Ryan of cheating at fishing -- western, disaster, porno
Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Alicia the music student
Weird Newscasters: Brad hosts, Colin is a kid showing off, Wayne is a dumped teenager, Ryan is getting younger
Moving People: Colin is robbing Ryan's stagecoach
Scene to Rap: at summer camp
90-Second Alphabet: Drew is at a restaurant complaining to waiter Ryan



Episode 105
Brad Sherwood, Karen Maruyama, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Karen is the contestant, Brad is Amish, Colin is at the dentist's, Ryan is a parrot
Song Styles: Brad sings to Niroshi the political science student
Daytime Talk Show: Alice in Wonderland; Brad hosts, Ryan and Karen are guests, Colin is in audience
Props: Colin and Ryan have two pieces of brown carpet, Brad and Karen have two separate gray circles with poles sticking out of one end
Film Dub: Karen, Colin and Ryan dub a black and white western with a hairy monster
Sportscasters: Brad and Karen announce Colin and Ryan, who are waiters
Hoedown: tourists or kids at a movie theater
Stand, Sit, Bend: Colin, Ryan, and Drew are having a showdown in a saloon



Episode 106
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Greg is the contestant, Wayne is a French lover, Colin is drunk, Ryan is an Arkansas pig farmer
Scene to Rap: in a hospital
Hats: world's worst dating service video
Weird Newscasters: Greg hosts, Colin can't hide his love for Greg, Wayne is James Brown, Ryan is anchor's angry neighbor
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Bus Driver" by Wayne
News Flash: Greg and Ryan host, Drew has a giant ape behind him



Episode 107
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Daytime Talk Show: Hansel and Gretel; Greg hosts, Ryan and Colin are guests, Wayne is in the audience
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Mae the baker
Moving People: Colin is a motorcycle cop stopping Ryan
Props: Greg and Colin have two flat pointed yellow things, Wayne and Ryan have two ringed gray things
Party Quirks: Greg hosts, Wayne is a cartoon character in love, Colin is "Gone With the Wind," Ryan is a salesman-chimp
Hoedown: commercials
Foreign Film Dub: Wayne and Drew perform "The Amazing Tricycle Adventure" in ancient Egyptian, Greg translates Wayne, Ryan translates Drew



Episode 108
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Superheroes: Greg, as Fruit and Vegetable Man, solves frizzy hair with Ryan, then Colin, then Wayne
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Jennifer the English literature student in the style of Luther Vandross
Weird Newscasters: Colin hosts, Greg is a gremlin, Wayne is an emotional funeral preacher, Ryan is attacked by animals
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Lifeguard" as sung by Wayne
Party Quirks: Greg hosts, Wayne is aging rapidly, Colin is Charlton Heston's roles, Ryan is an eagle picking up heavy things
Questions Only: Greg controls the buzzer, fire at a hotel



Episode 109 (unavailable)
Greg Proops, Denny Siegel, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Greg anchors, Colin is auditioning for a horror movie, Denny is a catskills comedian, Ryan keeps throwing away lit cigarettes
Multiple Personalities: Greg, Colin, and Ryan have a problem while hunting -- flashlight = Liberace, ax = Jimmy Stewart, rifle = Scooby-Doo
Fashion Models: Greg and Denny commentate, Colin and Ryan are models -- wrestling
World's Worst: person to be president
Props: Denny and Ryan have a fuzzy cream-colored pet bed, Greg and Colin have an inflatable yellow flower
Party Quirks: Greg hosts, Denny is his Jewish mother, Colin puts his hands into others' pockets, Ryan is sea life being sucked into a propeller
Hoedown: I.R.S.
90-Second Alphabet: Drew and Greg want to throw roommate Ryan out



Episode 110
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Brad hosts, Colin is too emotional, Wayne is Don King, Ryan is an astronaut
Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Sara the IT consultant in disco style
Sound Effects: Ryan provides sounds for Colin's wedding on the Titanic
Props: Brad and Ryan have two flexible black poles, Wayne and Colin have a pole with a large gray D (without the hole) on the end
Narrate: Colin and Ryan, in a pizza parlor
Telethon: Ryan raises money for thumb-suckers, Colin is a thumb-sucker, Brad and Wayne are singers
Stand, Sit, Bend: Drew and wife Colin are worried about their cow so they call vet Ryan



Episode 111
Wayne Brady, Denny Siegel, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Denny is the contestant, Wayne is an opera singer, Colin is a pig, Ryan gets shocked for impure thoughts
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Tricia, who teaches swimming lessons, in the style of Louis Armstrong
Props: Denny and Ryan have many tubes coming from a base, Wayne and Colin have two flat red circles with spikes coming from one side
Party Quirks: Denny hosts, Wayne is a pinball, Colin is a headless chicken, Ryan is all Hitchcock films
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Butcher" as sung by Wayne
Helping Hands: Ryan (With Colin's hands) holds a barbecue for his boss, Drew



Episode 112 (never aired)
Brad Sherwood, Patrick Bristow, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles



Episode 113
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Wayne is the contestant, Greg is Bill Clinton, Colin is eaten by ants, Ryan is a masochist
Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Greg is a farmer complaining about Ryan's bees -- horror, Kabuki, Elvis, Sesame Street, Greek tragedy
Dating Service Video
Weird Newscasters: Colin hosts, Greg is Captain Kirk, Wayne is a fast and slow tape, Ryan is a rock star
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Postal Worker" as sung by Wayne
Helping Hands: Drew is learning pet care from Ryan (with Colin's hands)



Episode 114
Brad Sherwood, Ian Gomez, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Ian is the contestant, Brad is a soccer announcer, Colin is the Incredible Hulk, and Ryan is Ian's teenage daughter
Moving People: Colin and Ryan are newlyweds in an earthquake
Weird Newscasters: Brad hosts, Colin has a 5-second memory, Ian is Ricky Ricardo, Ryan is the Wicked Witch
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Ant Farmer," as sung by Brad
Party Quirks: Brad hosts, Ian is riddled with bullets, Colin is an angry sperm, Ryan is an idiot-sniffing bloodhound
Helping Hands: Ryan, with Colin's hands, mixes drinks to impress female customer Drew



Episode 115
Wayne Brady, Denny Siegel, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Questions Only: at a singles' bar
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Dennis the engineer in the style of a 60's girl group
News Flash: Ryan and Denny talk to Colin, who is in front of dancing Santas
Hey You Down There: Denny lectures Colin and Ryan on camping
Party Quirks: Denny hosts, Wayne is girls at a slumber party, Colin is the Summer Olympics, Ryan is a tranquilized giraffe
Scene to Rap: in a tsunami
Helping Hands: Drew is Ryan (with Colin's hands)'s boss; Ryan bakes cakes



Episode 116
Wayne Brady, Stephen Colbert, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Stephen hosts, Colin talks baby talk, Wayne is Bill Cosby, and Ryan loves the camera
Scene to Rap: in an avalanche
Moving People: Colin and Ryan are two Navy SEALs
Props: Wayne and Colin have two sticks with shiny blue strips on the end, Stephen and Ryan have a black circle with a long, round handle
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Pro Bowler" as sung by Wayne
Party Quirks: Stephen hosts, Wayne is a touchdown celebration, Colin is a lobster, Ryan is a crash test dummy
Hoedown: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about television



Episode 117
Wayne Brady, Denny Siegel, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Questions Only: in a soap opera
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Shiela the I.N.S. attorney in gospel style
News Flash: Denny and Ryan anchor, Colin is at a beach dance party
Sound Effects: to Ryan's sounds, Colin is an Olympic gymnast
Weird Newscasters: Denny hosts, rumors have been spread about Colin's and Denny's date, Wayne is in busy traffic, Ryan is Frankenstein's monster looking for a mate
Scene to Rap: during an earthquake
Hoedown: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about blind dates



Episode 118
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Colin hosts, Greg is a James Bond villain, Wayne sees his girlfriend cheating on him, Ryan is a psycho with a chainsaw
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Carlie the fashion designer as Cab Calloway
Dating Service Video
Sportscasters: Greg and Wayne announce Colin and Ryan as plumbers
Film Dub: Greg and Ryan are vying for the hand of Colin's daughter
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Mechanic" as sung by Wayne
Hoedown: Greg, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about surgery



Episode 119
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Wayne is the contestant, Brad is a game show announcer, Colin is a glutton, Ryan is a chicken
Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Dana the dental hygenist in a 60's R&B song
News Flash: Brad and Ryan talk to Colin, who is in front of monkeys
Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Wayne is the bird man of Alcatraz, Ryan the warden -- western, Shakespeare, sumo wrestling, porno
Telethon: for NBA players
Hoedown: Brad, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about going bald



Episode 120
Wayne Brady, Denny Siegel, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Questions Only: trouble breaks out in a wild west saloon
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Marie, who does step aerobics, as Prince
Dead Bodies: from The Graduate, Mrs. Robinson is seducing Benjamin when her daughter comes in -- Ryan and an audience member are dead, Denny enters and dies, Colin moves the dead
Sound Effects: Ryan provides sounds for Colin, who is a busy hairdresser
Weird Newscasters: Denny hosts, Colin acts a soap opera, Wayne is a woman proud of her body, Ryan is Tarzan rescuing Jane
Hoedown: about birth
Stand, Sit, Bend: Drew and Ryan are Indians fans; Colin is a rival fan in Ryan's seat



Episode 121 (unavailable)
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Superheroes: Brad, as Body and Paint Man, solves wallpaper with Ryan, then Colin, then Wayne
Weird Newscasters: Brad hosts, Colin is in a confessional, Wayne is underwater, Ryan is a little boy looking for his mommy
Scenes From a Hat: Playing too hard with the puppy, if Carol Channing were president, German pick-up lines, least likely person to wind up on a stamp, famous last words, if dogs could talk, least popular college courses, unlikely Olympic events, people who shouldn't rap
Props: Brad and Wayne have two white puffy cubes on sticks, Colin and Ryan have a big silver puffy circle with rod sticking out
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Exterminator" as sung by Brad and Wayne
Hands Through: Ryan, with Colin's hands, is a clown entertaining Drew



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