Here are some of the other 1999 columns for your viewing pleasure.

 

A Gym of an Idea -- August 31, 1999
Have Gun, Will Hurt Myself -- August 24
Delilah's Second Great Escape -- August 17
A Taxing We Will Go -- August 10
Come Fly the Friendly Skies -- August 3
The Hot Dog Days of Summer -- July 27
Just the Tip of the Iceberg -- July 20
Making a Statement for America -- July 13
Election 2000 -- July 6
Shoe Me the Way -- June 29
The Couch Trip -- June 22
Consumer Report 1990 -- June 15
You're Simply Not The Best -- June 8
Night of the Armadillo -- June 1
A Yard Day's Night -- May 25
We're Only a Day Away -- May 18
Countdown to The Phantom Menace -- May 11
Your Guide to Marital Bliss -- May 4
Sale of the Century -- April 27
1999 -- The Year in Preview
Take Me Out to the Ballgame
I Am Not an Animal...
Celling Out to the Establishment
It's Everywhere Yugo
The Fool-Proof Party Planning Guide
The Loan Ranger
Abu, the Bygone Bunny
Soccer it to Me
Much Assembly Required
Somebody Doesn't Like Sarah Lee
Delilah's Incredible Journey
Are You Ready for Some Football?
I Got My Comedy Central!
Porn of Plenty
Save Your Receipts
Sick of It All
Are You a Slob?
Vacation, All I Ever Wanted

 

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