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The first sentence of each text file will be provided here... If you like what you're reading, click on the link and continue. Disclaimer: Many joke e-mails are often sexually explicit, or in very poor taste. I do not take credit for any of this content, I did not write them, and I may not agree with any of them. I am simply making a list of all the mail sent to me, and I am providing it here un-edited and un-censored. Don't you hate all of that header and forwarding information that always is printed at the top and bottom of an e-mail? Worry not, that is the one thing I HAVE edited out. :-) Enjoy!

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Click Top Signs of Net Addiction...
Click GOOD HUMOR - BAD ADS...
Click TOP TEN FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS BROUGHT AGAINST AOL...
Click Ascii catoon characters!!!
Click Top ten ways the Bible would have been different if written by college students...
Click Classified Blunders...
Click ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS:
Click Top 10 things about snow camping...
Click An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch...
Click Cinderella...
Click Letterman's Top Ten Signs Your Spouse is Having an Affair on the Computer...
Click APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER...
Click A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
Click AFTER SPECTACULAR RISE, NOTED DOUGH PERSON HAS FALLEN...
Click Top Ten Drug Using Cartoon Suspects:
Click There's this drunk staggering down the street with his car keys in his hand...
Click Fifty Fun things to do in a final or major test that does not matter (i.e. you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam or test):
Click The Lucky Frog...
Click After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Click When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast...
Click Why do we call it Iceland? Iceland is green, Greenland is ice...
Click "Lawyers typically aren't funny -- unless by accident...
Click A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Click THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY...
Click You Might be a Michigander......
Click YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT...
Click The Top 12 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions...
Click Noah & the bureaucracy...
Click Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was...
Click A More Complete List of Pickup Lines...
Click *THE POPE'S DISCOVERY*
Click 25 Ways To Confuse Your Professors:
Click A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Click There were two people travelling on a train, a scientist and a poet...
Click POLITICALLY CORRECT SANTA...
Click Santa's Check Ride...
Click A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a...
Click 1994's MOST BIZARRE SUICIDE...
Click TACO HELL...
Click ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST...
Click TOM IS A 18 year old fourth grader. This is his homework assignment. He...
Click TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE...
Click The Night Before Chrismas . . . A Bit Twisted This Year!
Click Arkansas Homour...
Click MY FIRST TIME...
Click It was supposed to be a happy time, but it wasn't. Santa was really...
Click A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday...
Click Several years ago, some local stations showed a comercial for TNG:
Click Joan, a rather well-proportioned secretary...
Click Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch...
Click HOOKED ON EBONICS 101...

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