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I really miss the simplicity and innocence of my early years. The good guys (you know, the ones in the white hats) always won, Superman was always there to save the world from diabolical villans and horses could talk to their owners.

I am not against progress. I have a good job and I believe that the only thing constant is change. I have seen more global change in my lifetime than my Grandfather did in his and he saw a man walk on the moon. The little metal and plastic box you are reading this from has prompted more positive change in the world than anything, short of the invention of the internal-combustion engine.

I have come to a point, though, where I wish for a little more ordinary life with more time to stop and smell the flowers.

The links on this page will lead you to some pretty funny stuff I collected from emails sent by friends & loved ones; a lot of it relates to those thoughts.

Please pass this along to your friends, and stop back often. I continually add to the content.

Their address goes here:    

Warning:

These pages are not for the easily offended!
 
Some of these jokes are absolutely hillarious; some are very off-color; some will give one pause to think about the current state of the world; and some are politically insensitive.
 
If you have this page link, then you are probably someone who already knows me or a friend of someone who knows me.
 
That being the case, those who know me are quite aware that at the age of 50-plus I feel I have earned the right to be funny, off-color, introspective, or politically insensitive any time I want to.
This Is Where It All Starts
10 Things That Piss Me Off! 12 Step Program 365 Days of Sex 40 Things You Won't Hear From An Alaskan Male
A Brief Memo From The Management Alaska Barbie - Anchorage Edition Alaskan Temperature Guide A Letter From The Tooth Fairy
America… The Good Neighbor Anti-Terrorist Sentiment & Other Little Tidbits An Open Letter By The Rev. Jesse Jackson Bumper Stickers I
Bumper Stickers II California State Employee Rules College Entrance Exam - Football Player Edition Cowboy Wisdom
Damn, It's Good to be a Man Drinks & Personalities Ebonics Employee Performance Evaluation
Everything I Know… From Corporate America First Draft Of George W. Bush's Acceptance Speech Five Questions Men Fear Funny Condom Slogans
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator God Bless America! Governments & Idealogies & Cows I Governments & Idealogies & Cows II
Guys' Rules Hangover Rating System How To Know If You're Ready To Have Kids If a Dog Were the Teacher
Informative Emails Martha Stewart's Tips For Rednecks Men's Survey My Beliefs
My Resignation New Millennium Résumé Office Dares Oral Exam Guidelines
Phrases You Wish You Could Say At Work Points To Ponder I Points To Ponder II Politically Correct Statements About Women
Prenuptial Agreement Proverbs With A Twist Reasons For Drinking At Work Redneck Drivers License Application
Redneck Valentine Reflections On My Life As An Older Male Reply To The Declaration Of Independence Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rules Of The Air I Rules Of The Air II Santa Must Really Be A Woman Scientific Breakthrough
Some Historical Words Something For Everyone Tee Shirt Quotes That's What Friends Are For!
The Bill Of No Rights The Corporate Lingo Directory The New FDA Alcohol Warning The Truth About Junk E-Mail
Things Men Will NEVER Say To Women Everywhere What Happened To The Original 56? What Today's Kids Know
Who Wants To Be A Minnesota Millionaire? Women's Vocabulary - A Glossary… World War II Blunders Would You Repeat That Please!
Your Tax Dollars At Work I Your Tax Dollars At Work II Coming Soon! Coming Soon!
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If you can't get enough of this stuff, you can go to Chris's pages for more funny material with a woman's point of view.





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