DLiiA? season two (chronological order)


Episode 209
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Chip is the contestant, Wayne is "South Park," Colin is being tortured, Ryan is a vulture
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Ryan, and Colin sing "Timber!"
Props: Chip and Ryan have two yellow birdie-shaped things, Wayne and Colin have two pink foam cylinders on sticks
Stand, Sit, Lie: Wayne is convincing Colin to get a tattoo from Ryan
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Dentist" as sung by Wayne and Chip
Hoedown: Chip, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about car salesmen
Credits: Colin reads the credits as an angry school bus driver



Episode 205
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Brad hosts, Colin is a gangster in a getaway car, Wayne loves a cameraman, Ryan is preventing a dam from bursting
Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Michelle the writer/mom as the Gipsy Kings
News Flash: Brad and Ryan in the studio, Colin in front of sharks
Party Quirks: Brad hosts, Wayne is fast-forwarded and rewound, Colin is a cruise ship steward, Ryan is a lap dog
Scenes From a Hat: rejected theme songs from the movie "Titanic", presidential slogans that will not get you elected, losing science fair projects, celebrity endorsements doomed to fail, drill sergeant pick-up lines
Hoedown: Brad, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing drinking
Credits: Brad and Ryan as hog callers



Episode 206
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Colin hosts, Greg is a heckler, Wayne is a child actor, Ryan is an angry NBA player
African Chant: Wayne and others sing to Pat the sprinkler guy
Scenes From a Hat: State mottoes rejected for license plates, what God created on an off day, bad things to hear from the doctor who's operating on you, President Clinton's "Things to do" list
Change Emotion: Greg, Colin, and Ryan in the jungle; knife = fury, canteen = lust
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Exterminator" as sung by Wayne
Hoedown: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about the Village People
Credits: Greg and Ryan are frat boys at the beach



Episode 201
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Wayne is the contestant, Greg is an exorcist, Colin plays ice hockey, Ryan is a bouncer
Film Dub: Greg, Colin, and Ryan dub a saloon scene
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Colin, and Ryan sing "Flea Dip"
Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Greg and Ryan discover mummy Colin -- high school drama, Bergman film, after-school special, "The Real World"
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Dog Walker" as sung by Wayne
World's Worst: Greg, Drew, Colin and Ryan do the world's worst award speech
Credits: Greg and Ryan are two cattle auctioneers



Episode 220
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Colin hosts, Chip is a Broadway singer, Wayne is Drew's #1 fan, Ryan denies that he's gay
Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Connie the doctor's receptionist in swing style
Scenes From a Hat: Baseball umpires at home, ill-advised Valentine's Day gifts, favorite pranks of nuns, other things the first man on the moon might have said, opening lines to foreign national anthems, lines you wouldn't hear in a western, rejected "Jeopardy!" categories, people who won't be appearing on currency anytime soon
Whose Line: Ryan is Rhett Butler and Colin is Scarlett O'Hara
Hoedown: about men
Questions Only: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan in "Godzilla"
Credits: Ryan tries to convince Chip he's not gay



Episode 203
Wayne Brady, Denny Siegel, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Denny hosts, Colin needs attention, Wayne is a karate black belt, Ryan is a lifeguard
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Jim the army recruiter as Tina Turner
Scenes From a Hat: naked photos you wouldn't want to see on the internet, the number one sitcom in Germany, what the Grim Reaper does to relax, least checked-out library books, inappropriate show-and-tell items, items you wouldn't expect to see for sale on the home shopping channel, things you'll never hear in a boxing ring, unlikely first lines of love songs
News Flash: Denny and Ryan are in the studio, Colin is in a city attacked by a large lizard
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Ryan, and Colin sing "Bubbles"
Hoedown: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about gambling
Credits: Ryan and Denny are arguing in the car



Episode 202
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Wayne is the contestant, Brad is a monster truck announcer, Colin is Miss World, Ryan is King Kong
Superheroes: Brad, as Prissy Boy, solves his bad hair day
Ballad of...: Brad and Wayne sing the ballad of Leonard the lawyer
If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Colin, and Ryan at an auto race
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of Golf" as sung by Brad and Wayne
90-Second Alphabet: Drew has arranged a blind date (Colin) for Ryan
Credits: Wayne and Ryan as switchboard operators



Episode 212
Wayne Brady, Josie Lawrence, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Josie is the contestant, Wayne is a schoolmarm, Colin is a nervous porn actress, Ryan is a frat boy
Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Colin and Josie trying to get a hotel room from Ryan -- soap opera, kung fu, evangelist, "Blair Witch Project"
News Flash: Josie and Ryan in the studio, Colin in front of snakes
Weird Newscasters: Colin hosts, Josie is Shakespearean characters, Wayne is on a treadmill, Ryan needs to hit a home run
Duet: Wayne and Josie sing to Kenny the machinist as punk rockers
Foreign Film Dub: "The Vodka Express" in Russian; Ryan translates Drew, Colin translates Josie
Credits: Wayne and Josie as two drunk girls at a party



Episode 221
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Song Titles: at an airport
Gangsta Rap: Brad and Wayne sing about astronauts
Scenes From a Hat: Bad choices for pets, strange things to find in your bed, dangerous things to do while you are naked, baby names that will one day get your child's ass kicked, little-known facts about our host Drew Carey, things you wish you hadn't said to the president
Weird Newscasters: Brad hosts, Colin is a nudist, Wayne is a Latin singer, Ryan is a mafia boss
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Brad, Ryan, and Wayne sing "I Love Cheese"
Hoedown: Brad, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about Christmas
Credits: Colin and Ryan in a barroom fight



Episode 204
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Superheroes: Greg, as Armpit Man, solves the crisis of no deodorant
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Delores the gardener as Michael Jackson growing up
News Flash: Greg and Ryan in the studio, Colin in a nuclear war
Questionable Impressions: in a hospital
Dating Service Video
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Drew, and Ryan sing "You've Got Sole"
Credits: Wayne and Ryan as teenage girls at a slumber party



Episode 222
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Greg is the contestant, Wayne is a rock star in his hotel room, Colin is turned on by danger, Ryan is a boa constrictor
Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Greg and Ryan are rival bikers, Colin is a girlfriend -- Japanese monster movie, soap opera, "I Love Lucy," Marx Brothers
Props: Colin and Ryan have two large gray pipe cleaners, Greg and Wayne have an odd green shape
Party Quirks: Greg hosts, Wayne is a chicken, Colin is auditioning for a slasher film, Ryan loves ugliness
Song Styles: Wayne sings about a toaster as a gospel choir
World's Worst: Greg, Drew, Colin, and Ryan are the world's worst TV program
Credits: Wayne and Colin as screaming fans at a concert



Episode 211 (unavailable)
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Chip is the contestant, Wayne is a female American Gladiator, Colin makes animal noises when aroused, Ryan is a farmer looking for who slept with his daughter
Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Derek the diesel warehouse worker as the Village People
Props: Chip and Ryan have two pink inflatable cylinders on a string, Wayne and Colin have two flat red ovals with lines sticking out
Party Quirks: Chip hosts, Wayne is "King Kong vs. Godzilla," Colin hates the downstairs neighbors, Ryan is slow-motion football tackles
Hoedown: cop shows
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Drew, and Ryan sing "You Know How to Wiggle"
Credits: Colin as a substitute teacher



Episode 223
Wayne Brady, Josie Lawrence, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Questions Only: in a lingerie department
Whose Line: Ryan is Zorro chasing Colin
Props: Josie and Ryan have two moose antler shapes, Colin and Ryan have two red horseshoe shapes
Scenes From a Hat: Odd hijacker demands, rejected themes for restaurants, video tapes that won't sell out at Blockbuster, interview questions you'd like to hear asked of a Miss America contestant, the wrong thing to say when she says "I love you", messages delivered a little late
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin pitch "Songs of the Chiropractor" as sung by Wayne and Josie
Hoedown: Josie, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about children
Credits: Colin and Ryan as disgruntled football fans



Episode 213
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Superheroes: Brad, as Suicide Boy, solves tight underwear
Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Colin and Ryan are competing poodle showers -- Cheech and Chong, Richard Simmons, puppets, "Romper Room," sports replay
Props: Colin and Ryan have several brown tubes attached by rope, Brad and Wayne have two foam springs
Motown Group: Brad, Wayne, and Ryan sing about brushing teeth
The Millionaire Show: Brad hosts, Ryan is the contestant, Wayne is in the audience, Colin is on the phone -- the topic is Ryan's sex life
Hoedown: Brad, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about family reunions
Credits: Colin and Ryan are umpires throwing players out



Episode 207
Wayne Brady, Denny Siegel, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Denny is the contestant, Wayne is a grandmother, Colin is a frustrated stand-up comic, Ryan has taken an aphrodisiac
Song Styles: Wayne, with the help of Denny, Colin, and Ryan, sings about a blender as the Temptations
Narrate: Colin and Ryan, in an airport terminal
Weird Newscasters: Denny hosts, Colin has dinosaur DNA, Wayne is Jerry Lewis, Ryan is a hostage-taking criminal
Scene to Rap: about brain surgery
Hoedown: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about movie ushers
Credits: Wayne as a Spanish variety show host



Episode 224
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Change of Cast: Greg, Colin, and Ryan are breaking out of Alcatraz -- professional wrestlers, Baywatch lifeguards, catalog models, weightless astronauts, New York cops, game show hosts
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Maile the talent agency secretary as Ray Charles
Props: Colin and Ryan have two large blue unicorn-like horns, Greg and Wayne have two large Pringle-shaped objects
Weird Newscasters: Greg hosts, Colin is bitter, Wayne is arrested, Ryan is a sumo wrestler
Moving People: Colin and Ryan are competing surfers
Hoedown: shoplifting
90-Second Alphabet: Drew, Colin, and Ryan are at the Kentucky Derby
Credits: Greg and Ryan are film trailer voiceovers



Episode 208
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Brad hosts, Colin is in the Tour de France, Wayne is disturbing a beehive, Ryan urges to be a stripper
Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Dina the thermostat marketing manager as 1950's teen singers
Whose Line: Luke Skywalker (Colin) being trained by Obi-Won Kenobi (Ryan)
Party Quirks: Brad hosts, Wayne is the Super Bowl halftime show, Colin found Drew's diary, Ryan is the tortoise and the hare
Scenes from a Hat: rejected endings for the blockbuster movie "Titanic," personal messages you'd like to see flying from the back of an airplane, bad songs to sing in prison, inappropriate first date greetings, what he's thinking while he's kissing you, bad parental motivational speeches
Hoedown: Brad, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about cable TV
Credits: Wayne as an army general



Episode 225
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Superheroes: Brad, as Super Rabbi, battles mosquitoes
Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Colin finds Ryan dumping nuclear waste on his lawn -- soap opera, student film, "Animal Planet," "South Park"
Song Titles: in Las Vegas
Sound Effects: Colin is an ice hockey player, sounds by Ryan
Telethon: for sitcom stars
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Drew, and Ryan sing "These Aren't My Hips"
Credits: Wayne and Ryan as football coaches



Episode 210 (to be uploaded in the next update)
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Greg hosts, Colin is open about personal problems, Wayne is an overzealous church woman, Ryan is a barfly getting kicked out
Questionable Impressions: at a bus stop
Scenes From a Hat: Disconcerting tattoos to find on your girlfriend, unlikely cowboy songs, the worst thing to find in your parachute pack, things you shouldn't do after heavy drinking, questions you'd like to ask a Miss America contestant
Whose Line: Colin is William Wallace, Ryan is his soldier
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Ryan, and Colin sing "They Threw It Away"
Hoedown: Greg, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about puberty
Credits: Greg and Wayne as catcalling construction workers



Episode 215
Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Questions Only: at a nudist wedding
Sound Effects: Ryan provides sounds for Colin the wild west sheriff
Props: Kathy and Ryan have a foam four-fingered hand, Wayne and Colin have a pickaxe-shaped green object
News Flash: Kathy and Ryan talk to Colin, who is in front of maggots
Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan pitch "Songs of the Attorney" as sung by Wayne
Foreign Film Dub: Drew and Kathy perform "Bikini Jones" in Swedish, translated by Colin and Ryan
Credits: Wayne and Kathy as cheerleaders



Episode 226
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Superheroes: Colin, as Captain Obvious, solves dry skin
Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Ryan discovers his wife, Colin, with ski instructor Wayne -- western, Three Stooges, cooking show, "South Park"
News Flash: Chip and Ryan in the studio, Colin in front of overweight people exercising
Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Tina from Canada as Bruce Springsteen
Party Quirks: Chip hosts, Wayne performs a "Baywatch" rescue, Colin tries to incite a riot, Ryan is Wile E. Coyote
90-Second Alphabet: Drew, Colin, and Ryan are having an argument on the pitcher's mound
Credits: Colin and Ryan are squealing gangsters



Episode 227
Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Colin anchors, Kathy is his teenage daughter, Wayne can't control his jet pack, Ryan escapes from prison
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Lee the lunch lady as a strip-o-gram
Theme Restaurant: Colin and Kathy are in a war zone restaurant
Narrate: Colin and Ryan at a fast food restaurant
Scenes From a Hat: Senior citizen Olympic events, the number one thing that you shouldn't lick, alternate endings to famous films, things that can spoil a date, Hillary Clinton's recurring nightmare, things you should never ever ever say while making love, the first thing that Adam said to Eve
Hoedown: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about Halloween
Credits: Kathy and Ryan are gossipy manicurists



Episode 216 (unavailable)
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Greg hosts, Colin is a puritan thinking Greg's a witch, Wayne is a damsel-rescuing knight, Ryan wants to be in a Busby Berkeley musical
African Chant: Wayne sings to Chris, who creates visual effects
Scenes From a Hat: Public service announcements you'll never see, other gifts the three wise men considered, phrases you can use to describe a truck but not your girlfriend, odd things to hear from a talking doll, what doctors really see when they look in your ears, the title for Drew Carey's second book
Scene With an Audience Member: Colin and Ryan are in the old west, arguing over audience member Margy
Dating Service Video
90-Second Alphabet: Colin and Drew talk Ryan out of his cave
Credits: Greg as a male stripper



Episode 228
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Superheroes: Colin, as Cheese Man, learns there is no more Spam
Title Sequence: "Satan and the Schoolgirl"
Scenes From a Hat: odd definitions found in Webster's Dictionary, inappropriate things to do with a loved one's ashes, bad things to say to someone on their deathbed, things you don't want to see on your TV screen, prizes you'd like to find in your cereal box, bad songs to serenade her with, lines you should not open a sermon with
Narrate: Colin and Ryan at a gas station
Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan pitch "Songs of the Pizza Parlor," sung by Wayne and Chip
90-Second Alphabet: Drew and Colin talk to zookeeper Ryan about escaped animals
Credits: Wayne and Chip as preachers



Episode 229 (unavailable)
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Superheroes: Greg, as Chocolate Bunny Man, learns it's too hot
Sound Effects: Colin is a teenage boy on a prom date, sounds by Ryan
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Lydia the geographer as M.C. Hammer
The Millionaire Show: Greg hosts, Ryan is the contestant, Wayne is in the audience, Colin is on the phone -- German version of the show
Hoedown: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about being ugly
Credits: Colin and Ryan as two crotchety old men shooing others off their property



Episode 230
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Wayne is the contestant, Brad is in a beach movie, Colin is Dr. Jekyll turning into Mr. Hyde, Ryan is going through the stages of marriage
Scene to Rap: "The Towering Inferno"
Props: Brad and Ryan have a large translucent dagger-shaped inflatable object, Wayne and Colin have two red rubber balls with a projection on one side
Moving People: Ryan, as Superman, rescues Colin, as Lois Lane, from a cliff
Greatest Hits: football
Questions Only: Drew, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan in a rumor-filled office
Credits: Brad and Colin accepting Oscars



Episode 231
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Greg hosts, Colin is a hunter, Wayne interpretive dances, Ryan's jacket is caught in a ski lift
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Amy and Christina the cross country runners as the Backstreet Boys
Sound Effects: Colin works at a fast-food place, sounds by Ryan
Number of Words: Ryan is the captain of a submarine (1), Colin is his first mate (3), Wayne is a lieutenant (2) who has discovered stowaway Greg (5)
Party Quirks: Greg hosts, Wayne changes gravity, Colin is the history of warfare, Ryan is a dog tied to a stake
Scene to Rap: confronting a black hole
Hoedown: Greg, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about bachelor parties
Credits: Greg and Colin as carnival barkers



Episode 217
Wayne Brady, Karen Maruyama, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Questions Only: a soap opera set in a plastic surgeon's office
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Chanel the Polynesian dancer while speeding up
Sound Effects: Colin is an overweight woman at a gym
News Flash: Karen and Ryan talk to Colin, who is in front of a pterodactyl attacking cowboys
Scenes From a Hat: circus acts that didn't make it, what penguins are really thinking, unlikely ways to impress women, bizarre ways to describe the taste of a wine, people you wouldn't want to meet at a nudist colony, dangerous things to do while driving, strange causes to raise money for, things that would cause a Drew Carey spit take
Motown Group: Wayne, Colin, and Ryan sing about taking out trash
Foreign Film Dub: Drew and Karen perform "Sausages" in German, Ryan translates Drew, Colin translates Karen
Credits: Karen and Ryan narrate a car chase



Episode 232 (unavailable)
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Wayne is the contestant, Greg is on "The Real World," Colin is a soap opera doctor, Ryan is an old woman on a roller coaster
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Charlie the maintenance man as TLC
Party Quirks: Greg hosts, Wayne is an arguing couple, Colin is a fish to fish stick, Ryan has his nipples attached to Greg
Improbable Mission: Greg gives the mission to Colin and Ryan about laundry
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Drew, and Ryan sing "My Banana, Your Banana"
Credits: Colin is a talkative airplane passenger next to Ryan



Episode 233
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Wayne is the contestant, Brad is a rabid dog, Colin is an ugly man, Ryan is Quasimodo
Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Colin and Ryan are angry donkey-riding hikers -- science fiction, mystery, silent, after-school special
Props: Brad and Ryan have a round pipe with a pole sticking out of one end, Wayne and Colin have two dark gray foam tubes with many light gray pipes protruding
News Flash: Brad and Colin in the studio; Ryan in front of alligators
Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan pitch "Songs of the Psychiatrist" as sung by Brad and Wayne
World's Worst: Brad, Drew, Colin, and Ryan present the world's worst nightclub act
Credits: Brad and Colin are reporters at an awards show



Episode 234
Wayne Brady, Denny Siegel, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Denny is the contestant, Wayne is Jar Jar Binks, Colin is a disgruntled postal worker, Ryan is hypnotized
Sound Effects: Colin is a caveman, Ryan provides sounds
Props: Denny and Ryan have connected peach-colored tombstone-shaped foam, Wayne and Colin have two yellow curves with jagged points on the inside
Moving People: Colin is the Lone Ranger, Ryan is Tonto
Hoedown: bad neighbors
Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is teaching survival to Drew
Credits: Wayne and Colin as drill sergeants



Episode 235
Wayne Brady, Karen Maruyama, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Ryan is a WWII pilot, trusting his girlfriend (Karen) to injured co-pilot Colin -- John Wayne, gorilla theater, "Pokémon," monster movie
Weird Newscasters: Colin hosts, Karen is a frisky granny, Wayne is an inept fireman, Ryan is a matador
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Bob the pastor in a James Bond theme
Party Quirks: Karen hosts, Wayne is "Cops," Colin thinks Karen is a vending machine, Ryan is a cat going through its lives
The Millionaire Show: Colin hosts, Ryan is the contestant, Karen is in the audience, Wayne is on the phone -- all as 1930's gangsters
Hoedown: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about the wife
Credits: Wayne and Karen are two WLiiA? fans waiting for the stars at the stage door



Episode 214 (to be uploaded in the next update)
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Colin hosts, Chip is a game show host, Wayne is a drill sergeant, Ryan gets hit in the crotch with a football
Scene to Rap: "The Exorcist"
Props: Chip and Ryan have foam sticks in ball shapes, Wayne and Colin have pink circles with poles sticking out
News Flash: Chip and Ryan in the studio, Colin in front of a dancing harem
Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan pitch "Songs of the Doctor" sung by Wayne and Chip
Questions Only: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan in a war trench
Credits: Chip and Ryan as square dance callers



Episode 218 (unavailable)
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Let's Make a Date: Wayne is the contestant, Brad is a vampire, Colin is a housewife looking to spice things up, Ryan is having a fight with his backstage boyfriend
News Flash: Brad and Colin in the studio, Ryan in front of elephant seals
Title Sequence: "Hillary and Monica"
Whose Line: Ryan is Quasimodo, Colin is Esmerelda
Scenes From a Hat: the secret double lives of "Whose Line" cast members, posts you'll never see on a church bulletin board, hobbies of the stupid, America's least popular monuments, strange chants overheard while jumping rope, what models say to each other as they pass on the runway, documentary subjects you'll never see
Hoedown: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about probation officers
Credits: all read as two neighboring families arguing over the fence



Episode 236 (unavailable)
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Weird Newscasters: Brad is the anchor, Colin is tactless, Wayne is RuPaul, Ryan has the hots for varying people
Film Dub: Brad, Colin, and Ryan improvise planning a child's birthday party
Questionable Impressions: on the freeway
Narrate: Colin and Ryan in a barber shop
Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan pitch "Songs of the Plumber" as sung by Brad and Wayne
90-Second Alphabet: Drew, Colin, and Ryan are watching the lottery numers, starting with X
Credits: Wayne and Ryan are two angry drivers stuck in traffic



Episode 219 (unavailable)
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Superheroes: Colin, as Captain Hair, searches for Rogaine
Let's Make a Date: Chip is the contestant, Wayne is the possessed "Exorcist" girl, Colin is a melting snowman, Ryan is a toddler
Duet: Wayne and Chip sing about a funnel as a 1940's tap dance number
Whose Line: Colin is Davy Crockett and Ryan is Jim Bowie at the Alamo
Scenes From a Hat: bad game show concepts, things you never want to hear your grandmother say, pick-up lines in the fruit and vegetable aisle, personal ads that won't get many responses, people you'll never see on the cover of "Playboy," modern additions to the Ten Commandments, if dogs told jokes, favorite pranks of ER doctors
Props: Drew and Ryan have a large white funnel, Wayne and Colin have two red maracca-shaped objects
Credits: Colin as Captain Hair



Episode 237 (unavailable)
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Wayne and Ryan are lumberjacks, Colin is a protester -- high school play, "Xena," after-school special, mime, performance art
Film Dub: Brad, Colin, and Ryan as an army waiting for the call to action
Quick Change: Brad is a general, Ryan is the president, Colin is Ryan's wife; Wayne calls "change"
Motown Group: Brad, Wayne, and Ryan sing about lumberjacks
If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Colin and Ryan prepare for back to school
Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan pitch "Songs of the Wrestler," sung by Brad and Wayne
Props: Drew and Ryan have two orange chicken leg-shaped objects, Brad and Colin have a light gray box with four dark gray tubes portruding from it
Credits: Colin and Ryan as two police officers trying to contain a crowd



Episode 238 (unavailable)
Wayne Brady, Denny Siegel, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Questions Only: in the produce section on singles' night
Film, Theater, and Television Styles: hit man Colin tracks down Wayne and Ryan in a sauna -- science fiction, game show, 70's hippie flick, cartoon, porno
Scenes From a Hat: songs that kill the romance, things not to bring into the bathtub, confusing battle cries, albums doomed to be flops, least likely to win the 2000 presidential race, the stupidity awards show, inopportune times to laugh hysterically
Old Job, New Job: Denny and Colin are getting married, Ryan is the minister who used to be a cop
Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan pitch "Songs of the Private Eye," sung by Wayne
Hoedown: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about game show hosts
Credits: Denny and Colin are two parents who've had it with their kids



Episode 239 (unavailable)
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

Film, Theater, and Television Styles: Wayne, the museum night watchman, finds Colin and Ryan stealing dinosaur bones -- chick flick, "Keystone Cops," workout video, porn, golf show
Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Katie the fast food worker as a boy band
Song Titles: at a beach party
News Flash: Chip and Ryan are in the studio, Colin is in front of scenes of Colin Mochrie
Hoedown: plastic surgery
Foreign Film Dub: Wayne and Drew perform "Out and About" in Canadian, Colin translates Wayne, Ryan translates Drew
Credits: all read as French cancan dancers



The Best of Whose Line is it Anyway? (to be completed when all season two transcripts are finished)

Drew introduces memorable games and outtakes from the second season

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