Part of Simon Phipp's Home Page

Send comments and/or criticism to: Simon E. Phipp(Geo Cities)
Simon E. Phipp(Work - Birmingham)
Last Updated On 16 April 1999

I get sent quite a few jokes via email from various people and thought that I could put the best ones on my Web Site.

These are a selection of the best jokes I have had.

I will be adding more as time goes by as well as adding my own favourite jokes.

Thanks to those people who sent me jokes, especially Dermot Beirne and Nick Phipp.

I have split the jokes into several categories so that people will not be offended by accidentally reading a rude joke, for instance. However, a few may have splipped by. If this is the case then I apologise in advance.

Regarding copyright etc., jokes, by their very nature, are automatically in the Public Domain once they have been told as their purpose is to be retold by other people.

Therefore, I have not included any acknowledgment of authors etc. unless they are quotes from people.

If you have any better jokes, please send them to me at sphipp@atms.co.uk

True Stories	Puns	Spare
Bimbo (True Story) A Bad Day (True Story) Student Answers (True) Things Kids Say (True Stories) Student Bloopers (True) Watch the Spelling (True Memo) Darwin Awards Darwin Wannabes Physics and Hell	Pun Star Wars
Bimbo	Redneck	Little Old Lady
Bimbo and a Lorry Blond Builders	Rednecks Rednecks Is Your Girlfriend a Redneck?	Little Old Lady and a Bet
Irish	Little Johhny	Religious
St Patrick Irish Folk All Smiles	Little Johnny Playing Trains	The Painter Bad News The Beer's Prayer
Battle of the Sexes	Computer	Miscellaneous
Men Strike Back Men and Women If Men Got Pregnant Adam's Deal Wedding Vows	Wife 1.0 Technical Support Tech Support Computer Acronyms Computer Acronyms Computer Acronyms Computer Acronyms	Oops! What Does Your Daddy Do? French Teethbrush The Frog and the Hamster Simple Folk Alien Recipe Union Rules
Lists of Things	.	.
Government Ideologies You've Been Out of Uni Too Long When You Know You're in Trouble When Things you don't want to hear in an Operating Theatre Thoughts from the Workplace	10 Summer Camps Not to go to Useful Work Phrases Words of Wisdom from Homer Simpson How to survive Scary Situations You Know Its Your Last Day at Work When	You Are Drunk When Funny Signs Groucho Marks (Quotes) Tommy Cooper Gags Why Aren't You married Yet? Definitions
Rude Ones	.	.
Weddings Vegas Making Cakes All Sorts Little Old Lady Top 10 Sex Jokes Golf	Proud Man Tiger Woods Boxing Recapture that Moment Beauty Big Game Hunter A Sailor's Hobby	In College In College (2) Hell Shame About the Name Shearing Sheep Why?

Part of Simon Phipp's Home Page

True Stories

Puns

Spare

Bimbo

Redneck

Little Old Lady

Irish

Little Johhny

Religious

Battle of the Sexes

Computer

Miscellaneous

Lists of Things

Rude Ones